SAVE US.

John: …We can use fake blood.

❝  I make my own luck. ❞

❝  Lucky for you we’re not keeping score. ❞

❝  You need to learn to relax. ❞

❝  You won’t be disappointed. ❞

❝  It’s just a flesh wound. ❞

❝  Leave this to an expert. ❞

❝  Try and keep up! ❞

❝  Is this easy mode? ❞

❝  I get the feeling you’re not taking me seriously. ❞

❝  You’re not bad, but not good either. ❞

❝  Spare me the commentary. ❞

❝  You test my patience ❞

❝  You seem nice, I hate to kill you. ❞

❝  I was hoping for a challenge. ❞

❝  Your eyes deceive you. ❞

❝  The outcome was never in doubt. ❞

❝  You have made an error in judgment. ❞

❝  You fought well, but not well enough. ❞

❝  If at first you don’t succeed…blow it up again! ❞

❝  Oops…dropped something. ❞

❝  I really blew that one. ❞

❝  That’s how you get tinnitus. ❞

❝  Why are you so angry? ❞

❝  I’m not hearing that noise. ❞

❝  I’m not good, not bad, but I sure as hell ain’t ugly.❞

❝  I don’t much like losing. ❞

❝  A wo/man’s gotta have rules. ❞

❝  I hope you learned your lesson. ❞

❝  You have to let it go. ❞

❝  I was only trying to help. ❞

❝ I have my eye on you. ❞

❝  Sometimes I’m not sure why I even bother. ❞

❝  You really should take better care of yourself. ❞

❝  Stupidity is not a right. ❞

❝  What are you on about? ❞

❝  Are you finished? ❞

❝  Do you need a hug? ❞

❝  I have a bad feeling about this. ❞

❝  That does not compute. ❞

❝  Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous. ❞

❝  Ready for some fireworks? ❞

❝  I live for a good fight. ❞

❝  What are you looking at? ❞

❝  Revenge is sweet. ❞

❝  I’ll see you in hell. ❞

❝  Let me show you how it’s done. ❞

❝  Catch phrase! ❞

❝  Are you chicken? ❞

❝  Violence is usually the answer. ❞

❝  Got something to say? ❞

❝  Like taking candy from a baby. ❞

❝  I’m the one who does his/her job, I’m thinkin’ you’re the other one. ❞

❝  You want something done right? You gotta do it yourself. ❞ 

❝  I’m not getting any younger. ❞

❝  I think you’re in over your head. ❞

❝  Boop. ❞

❝  I’d love to stay and chat but…I’m not going to. ❞

❝  Let us discuss your failures. ❞

❝  Am I supposed to be impressed? ❞

❝  What interesting ways your mind works. ❞

❝  I smell trouble brewing. ❞

❝  Now why didn’t I think of that? ❞

❝  I’m giving it all I’ve got! ❞

❝  The world could always use more heroes. ❞

❝  I have this under control. ❞

❝  I knew I forgot something. ❞

❝  Your emotions make you vulnerable. ❞

❝  You’re barking up the wrong tree. ❞

❝  What a bore. ❞

❝  Huston, uh, we have a problem. ❞

❝  Did someone say peanut butter? ❞

❝  It’s my time to shine! ❞

❝  I can bench more than you! ❞

❝  Ready to give up? ❞

❝  Are you in need of personal training? ❞

❝  I dreamt I was a butterfly. ❞

❝  I think, therefore I am. ❞

losers club dynamics: richie and stan

Hi, my name is Darnell… I am opening up commissions for icons, graphics, and theme backgrounds, etc., in hopes of saving enough money to support myself or possibly move out of my house. I was recently outed to my mother who also happens to be a fairly violent, and hateful homophobe… and her homophobic comments, her accusing me of being a child m*lestor because I like men, and her threatening to force me to sleep with a woman to “change me back” is just fucking with my head too much. I’m afraid of what I’d do if I have to continue living through this because she’s the only family I have left, and yet this is how she chooses to treat me.

PAYMENT INFO  :  Even if there’s nothing you see worth buying from me, but wish to donate even a penny, my paypal is  here.  If you’re commissioning me, all I ask is we speak beforehand on what you’d like, and you can either pay half beforehand, and once I’ve completed the commission, you pay the second half, and I’ll send it to you, or you pay all at once. I honestly and wholeheartedly appreciate any help I can get, and will be indebted to you lmao

THEME  BACKGROUNDS   :   (  X. )  live previews : 1, 2, 3, 4. $10  -  $20 depending on its complexity and work needed to put in.

POPUP OVERLAY  :  $7.

BASE  ICONS  :  100 / $2,  200 / $4,  etc.

ICONS  W/  PSD  :  100 / $2.50,  200 / $5,  etc.

BORDERS  :  $2.

PSD  ONE  :  works on comic and live action, best for faceclaims of color. $5

PSD TWO  :  good on blues, greens, and browns. $4

PSD THREE  :  works on most fcs, tweak to ensure no whitewashing. $2

My promos and graphics can be seen  HERE.  Prices for graphics would range from $5+ depending on what it is you’re asking for. The main thing I ask for is patience so I can complete commissions and deliver quality work because I am VERY picky with what I make, and I don’t want to give you something I’m not proud of.