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something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]

Most autistic dog to ever exist

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING AS FUCKING HILARIOUS AS IT WAS

I think eating food with friends is the most fundamental form of connection it just doesn’t get better than sharing a meal w friends

This is so important.