R. J. Lupin

You may say that now, but as a Head Girl that’s exactly the sort of thing I should inform him about. 

It's not. He'd be fine anyway, if you're just in there to admire the flowers.

That does sound beautiful. Although won’t professor Greengrass mind if we use the greenhouses for our own entertainment? 

Professor Greengrass doesn't have to know. 

Thank you, I will definitely take a look. Although I often find that the lake is too crowded. There’s always someone walking past. 

Well, the other greenhouses have the plants that they're teaching with in, I think 5 is just for flowers. It's beautiful in there.

I like the lake, or the Astronomy tower, or the kitchens. The greenhouses are nice too whent here aren't lessons. Greenhouse 5 is the best. 

That’s actually very adorable Remus. 

Well I just found him, so I went over and he was actually very sweet. 

I dunno. There’s probably some fucked up magic out there that can do something like that.

Mm, and who says I'd want your baby? Hell, with our luck we'd have a whole litter. 

Something like that. With a bit of added sex to sweeten the deal, yanno. You could bear me some children. Anger my mother so much that she dies. That’d be the life.

Yeah, hold on one moment, I've just gotta grow myself a womb and vagina. 

One of…who do you mean? The Gryffindor guys?

No, they'll probably pick a fight with a werewolf, just for fun, and then my knowledge will help.

You’re a good influence on them Remus, and they need that. 

I know they do. Merlin only knows where they'd be without me.

That’s so awful, I can’t even imagine how you would live with that. Do you know someone who is one? You sound like you know a lot about them.

I'm just interested. Knowing the rest of the guys one of them will pick a fight with them one day and then all of this will come in handy. 

Good, someone has too. No, their impossible. Not that they aren’t great friends. Like my brothers

Mm, they're the best friends I could imagine, but a day of peace and quiet would be delightful. 

I hope so. It’d be horrible for them too, though, wouldn’t it, if someone got hurt? I mean, it’s not like they’d be able to help what they did.

Mm, it is horrible. I've heard of werewolves who are perfectly lovely people who went away to one full moon not being able to see thestrals and waking up thinking they hadn't hurt anyone, but being able to see them suddenly. It's soul destroying...I can imagine, that is. 

I don’t know, some of the teachers might. Plus you can get detention in the Forest, can’t you? Or just drunk idiots. And werewolves can rip people apart, can’t they?

Well, we've got Dumbledore, if there was a werewolf on grounds he would make sure everyone involved was safe.

They’re really not friendly. They pick people they like and only pay attention to them. Yeah you too. You haven’t been up to too much mischief in my absence have you? I know how the four of you are.

Nah, I've been trying to keep the boys in check, but you and I both know how that goes.

Oh, so I guess that’s just a rumour then. Although I suppose there might be some in the Forest on full moons, right? If there are any at Hogwarts, I mean.

I don't think they'd be a danger if they were. After all, who goes out walking on a full moon night?

I dunno, there’re worse jobs than staying pretty for me. Like cleaning toilets. Plus, you could be my little house wife. It’d be great.

Cooking you dinner in nothing but a skimpy apron? Dusting the low coffee tables for you? Is that what you had in mind?

I love dogs, much more than cats. I’m not a cat person. I’m doing well, how are you?

Yeah, I have never met a cat that liked me. They all just stare and hiss at me. I'm all right, it's good to see you around again