Moonshine Yarrow

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

will trump being indicted actually like, fix the shit that's wrong with society? no, it won't. but is it funny to see a fascist get embarrassed? always.

I could do this stuff to Goku or Simpson too. That’s just cartoon.

Bugs Bunny is a different story.

every time my lecturer start talking about how bad plagiarism is all I can think of is that scene in Re-Animator (1985) where Herbert beheads Hill while vehemently shouting “plagiarist!” because honestly since then I’ve not needed any further reason to not plagiarise, I don’t want a tiny gay scientist with a shovel coming at me because I didn’t reference something right

God bless middle aged couples who bark at each other sexually in public and no one else 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

i'm smoking on that shit that made yogi smarter than the average bear

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have