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There is a Squid here as well. I do not like it.
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@moons-favorite-guy
Hello. I felt the need to make this. Simply call me the Hunter, or Red if you must. I am the head of the Hunters Workshop, after the late Gehrman. He/It.
There is a Squid here as well. I do not like it.

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I am indeed an outlier in having 28 teeth.
@moons-favorite-guy
You're a curious one, aren't you? Only 28... never got them wisdom ones then?
Oh no, I did. :)
Oh dear. Odd fellow that you are.
I hope that I never have a squid arm shoved in my mouth again.
if it happens again, bite.
I did.
I am indeed an outlier in having 28 teeth.
@moons-favorite-guy
You're a curious one, aren't you? Only 28... never got them wisdom ones then?
Oh no, I did. :)
Oh dear. Odd fellow that you are.
I hope that I never have a squid arm shoved in my mouth again.
I am indeed an outlier in having 28 teeth.
@moons-favorite-guy
You're a curious one, aren't you? Only 28... never got them wisdom ones then?
Oh no, I did. :)
would you lick an amygdala's skull? what would it take for you to?
No.
Surprisingly little.

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YOU DIED
No need to rub it in. I shall be fine in a moment, I just need to rekindle my humanity.
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
Ah yes, you do not have that here, do you? No worries. I just... I do need you to move, Flareon. I merely need to retrieve my souls, then I can resolve the remaining issue within myself. If nothing else, inheriting the Flame spares me the need to kindle at a bonfire.
You, my friend, concern me rather much.
So I have been told before, yes. Ah, there it is... Now, watch.
... Well, you are less looking like a starfish that was left to dry. Maybe next time don't overdo it with the cheri-wine, yes?
Yes, yes, I shall keep that back next time. Dying remains unpleasant. Oh, and don't be alarmed by the breathing. I have not needed to draw breath in quite some time.
... I will not even ask.
Oh, there are images for that? And... Estus, hm? Curious. But yes, that seems to have been my entry into the new year.
Oh there are many. I can even find one from my world of origin if I was so inclined!
YOU DIED
No need to rub it in. I shall be fine in a moment, I just need to rekindle my humanity.
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
Ah yes, you do not have that here, do you? No worries. I just... I do need you to move, Flareon. I merely need to retrieve my souls, then I can resolve the remaining issue within myself. If nothing else, inheriting the Flame spares me the need to kindle at a bonfire.
You, my friend, concern me rather much.
So I have been told before, yes. Ah, there it is... Now, watch.
... Well, you are less looking like a starfish that was left to dry. Maybe next time don't overdo it with the cheri-wine, yes?
Yes, yes, I shall keep that back next time. Dying remains unpleasant. Oh, and don't be alarmed by the breathing. I have not needed to draw breath in quite some time.
... I will not even ask.
Several Yharnam weapons are quite like Simon’s Bowblade, I can show you some if you would like. I have many.
That was… quite the attack yourself, Solaire.
@moons-favorite-guy
That would be quite nice, yes. These weapons seem to be a marvel of smithwork, and I know several blacksmiths who would kill for a chance to observe them up close.
As for my spear... I intended to use a Lightning Spear, but this was several magnitudes stronger. I had not tried to call upon my Faith, as usual, but instead tried to use the Flame within. Not like a Pyromancer, I had never shown talent for the arts. Instead of my usual trusty Lightning, I was left with... with Sunlight.
I truly inherited the Flame, didn't I?
Your Sunlight seems to be not unlike my Moonlight… though I do not know enough to be certain.
Regardless, I have a few videos of me using Yharnam’s weapons.
[Video ID: Several videos stitched together of the Hunter showing off various weapons: the threaded cane, the stake driver (with Djura holding his own in the background), the hunter’s axe, the burial blade, and the Holy Moonlight Blade.]
That blade... The luster, the presence... It appears like the old Paledrake's tail weapon. Is it truly... no. I must imagine things. Disregard that, please. Truly magnificent weaponry, and even more magnificent mastery of them from you.
I do not know where the Holy Moonlight Greatsword comes from, not truly. I suspect not even the one who wielded it before me did. It is a magnificent weapon indeed, I only hope that one day I will wield it as masterfully as Ludwig before me.
Thank you, Solaire. Death is certainly a good teacher.
It quite certainly is, yes. It is always a tragedy when strong ability comes from pain, but it shall be great power still.
I am one of the lucky few Hunters for with death is not permanent… I have met others who used to have the same… I am not sure if it is a blessing or a curse, but Djura used to be a Moon hunter as I am.
Do you have a favorite of the weapons I have shown? I have more, but I am very fond of the cane.
There was a deadly elegance to the scythe, I have to say. That explosive contraption, on the other hand... It may not be all that elegant, but it is certainly bombastically impressive. The cane, meanwhile, is very much suiting you.
The cane was the first weapon I chose, it was a practical choice at the time as it does function quite well as a mobility aid… for a Hunter. I am very very fond of it.
The scythe is my predecessors, I use it rarely, but it sends a message.
The stake driver is just fun, and I have Djura to thank for it, it’s his weapon after all. The powder kegs were very, very good at explosives and fire.
Several Yharnam weapons are quite like Simon’s Bowblade, I can show you some if you would like. I have many.
That was… quite the attack yourself, Solaire.
@moons-favorite-guy
That would be quite nice, yes. These weapons seem to be a marvel of smithwork, and I know several blacksmiths who would kill for a chance to observe them up close.
As for my spear... I intended to use a Lightning Spear, but this was several magnitudes stronger. I had not tried to call upon my Faith, as usual, but instead tried to use the Flame within. Not like a Pyromancer, I had never shown talent for the arts. Instead of my usual trusty Lightning, I was left with... with Sunlight.
I truly inherited the Flame, didn't I?
Your Sunlight seems to be not unlike my Moonlight… though I do not know enough to be certain.
Regardless, I have a few videos of me using Yharnam’s weapons.
[Video ID: Several videos stitched together of the Hunter showing off various weapons: the threaded cane, the stake driver (with Djura holding his own in the background), the hunter’s axe, the burial blade, and the Holy Moonlight Blade.]
That blade... The luster, the presence... It appears like the old Paledrake's tail weapon. Is it truly... no. I must imagine things. Disregard that, please. Truly magnificent weaponry, and even more magnificent mastery of them from you.
I do not know where the Holy Moonlight Greatsword comes from, not truly. I suspect not even the one who wielded it before me did. It is a magnificent weapon indeed, I only hope that one day I will wield it as masterfully as Ludwig before me.
Thank you, Solaire. Death is certainly a good teacher.
It quite certainly is, yes. It is always a tragedy when strong ability comes from pain, but it shall be great power still.
I am one of the lucky few Hunters for with death is not permanent… I have met others who used to have the same… I am not sure if it is a blessing or a curse, but Djura used to be a Moon hunter as I am.
Do you have a favorite of the weapons I have shown? I have more, but I am very fond of the cane.
Several Yharnam weapons are quite like Simon’s Bowblade, I can show you some if you would like. I have many.
That was… quite the attack yourself, Solaire.
@moons-favorite-guy
That would be quite nice, yes. These weapons seem to be a marvel of smithwork, and I know several blacksmiths who would kill for a chance to observe them up close.
As for my spear... I intended to use a Lightning Spear, but this was several magnitudes stronger. I had not tried to call upon my Faith, as usual, but instead tried to use the Flame within. Not like a Pyromancer, I had never shown talent for the arts. Instead of my usual trusty Lightning, I was left with... with Sunlight.
I truly inherited the Flame, didn't I?
Your Sunlight seems to be not unlike my Moonlight… though I do not know enough to be certain.
Regardless, I have a few videos of me using Yharnam’s weapons.
[Video ID: Several videos stitched together of the Hunter showing off various weapons: the threaded cane, the stake driver (with Djura holding his own in the background), the hunter’s axe, the burial blade, and the Holy Moonlight Blade.]
That blade... The luster, the presence... It appears like the old Paledrake's tail weapon. Is it truly... no. I must imagine things. Disregard that, please. Truly magnificent weaponry, and even more magnificent mastery of them from you.
I do not know where the Holy Moonlight Greatsword comes from, not truly. I suspect not even the one who wielded it before me did. It is a magnificent weapon indeed, I only hope that one day I will wield it as masterfully as Ludwig before me.
Thank you, Solaire. Death is certainly a good teacher.

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Several Yharnam weapons are quite like Simon’s Bowblade, I can show you some if you would like. I have many.
That was… quite the attack yourself, Solaire.
@moons-favorite-guy
That would be quite nice, yes. These weapons seem to be a marvel of smithwork, and I know several blacksmiths who would kill for a chance to observe them up close.
As for my spear... I intended to use a Lightning Spear, but this was several magnitudes stronger. I had not tried to call upon my Faith, as usual, but instead tried to use the Flame within. Not like a Pyromancer, I had never shown talent for the arts. Instead of my usual trusty Lightning, I was left with... with Sunlight.
I truly inherited the Flame, didn't I?
Your Sunlight seems to be not unlike my Moonlight… though I do not know enough to be certain.
Regardless, I have a few videos of me using Yharnam’s weapons.
[Video ID: Several videos stitched together of the Hunter showing off various weapons: the threaded cane, the stake driver (with Djura holding his own in the background), the hunter’s axe, the burial blade, and the Holy Moonlight Blade.]
S…Solaire?
Wh... who...
You do not know me… I knew you once… I think.
I... helped you... didn't I? Or... someone like me? I... it's so bright.
Oh shit, you are awake. Lie down, lie down!
You did. We were friends, I believe. Or someone like you.
Please lay down. Stay safe.
S…Solaire?
Wh... who...
You do not know me… I knew you once… I think.
BLOODBORNE.
WHAT.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO
Squid.
You can’t stop me.
WHO TF ARE YOU
The Player Character.
Please stop talking.
No. We’re both the player btw. Same guy. Different endings.
there's multiple endings????
Three! None of them are great, persay, but one is definitely the worst. Sorry Hunter.
I’m used to it.
That’s not a good thing.
BLOODBORNE.
WHAT.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO
Squid.
You can’t stop me.
WHO TF ARE YOU
The Player Character.
Please stop talking.
No. We’re both the player btw. Same guy. Different endings.

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BLOODBORNE.
WHAT.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO
Squid.
You can’t stop me.
[A video, likely recorded by Rita.
"Alright Simon, the camera is up and running!" For a moment the ground is visible, before the camera shakes and centers on the full form of Simon.
He is a tall man of at least six feet with tan skin, rather thin, and dark brown hair and a beard poke out under a beige hood. His eyes are free to see, revealing them to be somewhat milky and with thin scars crossing the lids about midway through. His blindness is not a result of chance. His clothes seem a bit cobbled together, and he is barefoot aside from tightly wrapped bands around his feet and shin. In his left hand is a bow that seems to be made of metal and could just as well work as a sword if it was to fold up. In his right, he twirls a silver arrow. His face is turned into a lazy grin.
"Excellent. It has been a while since I have gotten to do archery. Now, do step back a little. I know how to aim, but ricochet isn't fun. Best not stick a quicksilver arrow into you, hm?" At his words, Rita skitters back, settling in a way that nicely shows both Simon and his targets.
He calmly nocks his arrow, then draws the string back. It's easily visibly how his muscles ripple, revealing just how much draw weight the bow sports. After a moment, the arms on the bow flex backwards. Then, a thunderous noise as the string twangs and the arrow soars. It practically punches into the target, nearly exiting on the other side.
"YO!" Rita's voice is loud. "That nearly punched through this, Simon!"
"So I've noticed! I need to dial back a little, it seems." He seems to have procured another arrow, drawing it back already. This time, the noise isn't nearly as loud and the arms don't flex nearly as much. The arrow still remains sticking in rather far. "I don't think your targets are made to accommodate my bow," he calls, voice full of mirth. Despite that, he happily draws back more arrows, at times doing trick shots on request.
Clearly, despite lacking good eye sight, Simon is a very competent archer.]
It’s good to see that bow used to its full potential again, I was never a very good archer.