Eh

the human body when you use it and exist in it

louis: racing ahead again, mr. molloy. let the tale seduce you.

Forever thinking about “Boston is nice too?” and wanting to throw up about it. Just sitting on the floor of a gym across from the stranger who would be the Shane of his existence like.

Ilya: Okay everybody listen the fuck up!

what if shane started doing yoga to increase his flexibility because after his first time with ilya his hip flexors hurt more than anything else. but he loooooved getting folded in half like that so much (and the look that ilya always gets when they’re pressed that much closer to each other) that he decided he just needed to get better at being bendy and yoga seemed like a good way to do that. so he asked both the goalie AND the physical therapist for the metros on ways to improve flexibility, especially in his hips, but then he had to come up with a reason why he was asking on the spot bc he obviously couldn’t just tell them it was so he could be better at bottoming for his arch fucking rival and it’s not like he was going to change positions on the ice and start playing goalie, so he panicked and made up something about bad hips running in his dad’s family and he didn’t want to have to get a hip replaced in his late 30s so he was trying to get ahead of it.

For the amount of intense speculation this fandom does (including me!), it is extremely funny how good the show is at throwing curveballs like "Armand and Lestat's reunion is because Armand broke into his tour bus to do the Twelve Steps from AA, and Lestat decides to be horny ragebait"

Ilya gains a little weight while they’re apart and he feels self conscious about it because Shane is so healthy, and for the first time in years he feels a little nervous taking his shirt off in front of him when they finally see each other again

I want Devil's Minion to become canon solely so they can keep ending up in scenarios that judge Daniel for the power imbalance / age gap only for Armand to be like

The funniest possible answer to "Why was Armand at AA with Alex? What plan was he up to? What scheme is he concocting?" is, as it turns out, "Armand actually just wanted to attend AA and he's already up to step 5"