If you’re my girl mutual and you have a girlfriend I love that for you truly but that should be me. Break up with her I’m serious

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

yes exactly

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

I hope all of you sharing this know that you're putting yourself on a dream hit list for a coven of lesbian vampires by even touching this post.

babe you're allowed to let people see my face lol. don't forget I put it on my blog too but also thanks for the objectively correct choice to censor me as a cat, I appreciate you

I seriously interpreted this as a 13hr ongoing call between Travis Hackett and my pussy

is Jacob's "if I were a beer where would I be hiding?" yet another reference to bears in this game or am I losing my mind