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ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

it’s remarkable what tracking my menstrual cycle has done for me because today i went “my skin is oily, my hair is oily, i’m bloated, i’m gassy, i feel ugly with a big capital u g l y, and i wanna do fuck all” but instead of wondering what the hell happened… i knew it’s PMDD kicking in 7 days before my period.

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living