SAD KITTEN

aries - other signs: “bless you”

aries: “I’m already blessed bitch”

taurus - “do you have a crush on cartoons? I think anime boys are cute”

gemini: “I’m not saying you’re ugly I’m just saying a sex doll would be more attractive”

cancer - “no one wants to be fucking dicked down by the Beatles”

leo - “If I get the hiccups, I get furious”

virgo - “the last time I was involved in a rap battle there was a riot”

libra - “I’m gay for my own fursona”

sagittarius - “I look like a indie school shorter I’ll fuck you up and make you listen to my sick tunes”

scorpio - “I’ll be neck deep in your throat”

capricorn - “that’s disgusting and you’re a freak of nature”

aquarius - “do you know what I’ll kill for? murder.”

pisces - other signs: “maybe he’s deep in the closet"