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Jesus Never Died
He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away
Writing advice from my uni teachers:
If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says βIβm madβ but they can say it in 100 other ways.
Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way youβre only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
Donβt overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.
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y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:
shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today
see, THIS? YOUR TAGS, @ithrowshoesatconservatives ??? THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING BOUT:
#any industry related to molten metal will make you have religious experiences#i've worked within six feet of an open vat of molten aluminum#the scary thing about aluminum is it doesn't even glow#it's this silvery liquid that looks so incredibly touchable#i've walked along paths where they bring melt trucks with massive crucibles that drip beads of aluminum everywhere#and the ground is studded with a million tiny stars of aluminum that never come off because they're melted onto the concrete#they have these forges for scrap that are twenty feet tall and glow orange all across the inside and they dump whole bales in at once#and when a fresh bale goes in the forge spews flames that lick at the (thankfully fireproof) ceiling#i once stood between the plates of a die press the size of a living room#and realized 'if this closed on me what came out would not be recognizable as a human being'#i've seen the face of god and it's molten metal
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this is oddly close to real βardβ is a real suffix in the english language just like βlyβ or βifyβ, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. βardβ means βtoo muchβ or βtoo easilyβ so βmustardβ is something that is βtoo pungentβ, just as βwizardβ is someone who is too wise, βcowardβ is someone too easily cowed, and βdrunkardβ is someone too often drunk
this implies that βbastardβ is someone who is too βbastβ and this needs experimentation and research
Are you fucking serious omg
This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means βpack saddleβ which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.
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my brain feels Expanded
Big implications for Lard
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i love herding dogs. i love when they just Decide things for themselves. "here is a single flagstone in a grassy area, and you are all going to stand on it Or Else, and i'm going to yip and bite at your ankles until everyone agrees"
lots of dogs can have jobs, but herding dogs will have jobs, no matter what (threat)
A short list of the jobs Herschel has invented for himself:
Wake up at 7:30 AM and IMMEDIATELY LOCATE EVERY MEMBER OF THE HOUSE
Chase Squirrels from yard. If possible, engage in pincer manuver with Charlie, so he may try to take the arboreal bastards off the top of the fence.
Yell if Mochi gets on the counter
Yell if Mochi goes from one room to another
Yell if Mochi enters the bathroom where his litterbox is
Yell if the mail arrives
Yell if the squirrels are back (and flush from the yard)
Yell at Mochi again, just in case he's up to something
Herd neighbor's Malinois through the fence (he's surprisingly good at bossing the former military dog from the other side of the fence)
Yell if my neighbors take their garbage bins out.
Mandatory 11AM snacktime
Shred cardboard
Shred mail (if arrived)
Shred toy
Shred sock (BAD job)
Mandatory 2PM snacktime
Mandatroy 2:05 PM Walkies, on one of three approved routes to regularly inspect important scent-marking sites and that one bush he found a wheat thin in once.
Yell at random and possibly imaginary noises in the garage until Dad gets home
Do The Dance Of Father's Return
Mandatory 6:30PM Dinnertime
Dad's physical therapy and cardio time (steal sock and make him chase me around the table for it)
Yell at Mochi for exisiting near mom
Final patrol of yard at 9PM, in case of nocturnal squirrels
MANDATORY 9PM Bedtime.
You either give your working breed a job, or you will wish it was unemployed.
His actual Mega-Job is "I am in a Corgi in a house populated exclusively by Humans with ADHD, which are like sheep, but less capable of self-preservation."
He's very good at his job. Works a damn treat on keeping my sleep schedule regular and remembering to eat.

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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]
Best. Thing. Ever.
I canβt express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts
Reblog every time
heads up to firefox users using the βI donβt care about cookiesβ extension: if you havenβt seen the popup yet (it came up quite late for me) the dev sold out and it now belongs to Avast - the spyware bundled onto laptops everywhere which uses browser extensions to aggressively collect and sell user browsing data! delete it now.
A community run, avast-free remake of the extension is available for Firefox here:
Download I still don't care about cookies for Firefox. Community version of the popular extension "I don't care about cookies" <a href="h
"when archeologists find your body theyll call you a MAN not a WOMAN" actually theyll be too busy thinking about how fucking hot i was because my bones/skeletons are that fucking good. theyre gonna want me so bad
actually i think a lot of trans people need to see this if its something really worrisome for them
A 1000 yr old skeleton was found in Finland that scientists/archaeologists say was a non-binary person. They were buried with both feminine and masculine artifacts and appeared to be a high ranking individual in their community. When humans are discovered yeeeeeeeeeeeeears after us, the archaeologists will looking at the artifacts they were buried with, the burial clothing, ect.
A 1,000-year-old skeleton that has baffled scientists for decades may have been a non-binary medieval warrior, according to new analysis. In
i dont know what TERF needs to hear this but when us trans people are skeletons being dug up in a thousand years you will also be just as dead and just as insignificant as you are now. Hope that helps.

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Shit, i haven't updated my bio here in 4 years
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