and i'm like *goat howl*

my guardian angels when they receive my death certificate and realize they no longer have to watch over my dumb ass anymore

This is 100% real! Finally she’s home!

Suffocate

I’m so stoned and this tweet is all I can think about

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

Coyote Peterson is educating people about animals in a lighthearted and fun way on the scale (get it like crocodiles have) of the late great Steve Erwin. You can have all the empathy for animals you want, but if nobody knows they exist or how cool they are it aint gonna do shit. No animal is getting hurt, at most this frog is being inconvenienced for all of 30 seconds, but it’s worth it. Go be miserable somewhere else, and let this frog and Coyote be the stars.

The Shape of Water (2017)