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wilson: hey boys stop i am pregnant

amber: i did nor get you pregnant wilson

dr greg house: so it mine wilson.

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one day I'll be a famous violinist and I'll name one of my pieces something stupid like "testicular torsion" and try to get it on a repertoire book so that when a small violin child is telling their friends what they're playing they gotta say "I'm doing testicular torsion 😣😣"

#anyway #It was late when I thought of this #do not question me #funny probably #fyp #violin

ali express but it's just some dude named Ali who is like really fast

#fyp #He's like Santa but year round #funny probably

since I wasn't born in an English speaking country, I have no idea how much of a good English nine year olds and under speak. Every time I talk to a small child I think to myself "whoa if this were anonymous I would most definitely not be able to tell you're seven" because in my head little kids know like. Four words.

#i'm so serious #fyp

existing is crazy because why am I crashing out over my stepdad's lame ragebait

#HE CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT MY PLUSHIE HANGING #why do I actually wanna cry what is wrong with me 💔#Wowa

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ahowing you me favourite pokemon

treecko and grovyle!! I put them together because grovyle is the evolution of trrrecho

Absol!! It's one of my favs from gen 3 (my favorite gen) I started concilsif the first time I see it I think

I forget the rest subscribe and share for more !!

Edit: I was so sleepy when I made this man ignore the mistakes

#Pokemon #I used the brain power left for the last post #Absol my goat #Treecko #I'm eepy

the term heterophobia feels so disrespectful for some reason. No Martha an 11 year old saying straight ships are boring is not comparable in the slightest to queer people being persecuted for centuries to the point it was quite literally a crime punishable by death. If you're truly that upset or something of that sort truly happened to you, at least call it prejudice. A sliver of the queer community that is such a small percentage in the big scale saying they don't feel comfortable around straight people does not call for a term that is close sounding to homophobia.

#lgbtq #Feels like they say it for the dramatic effect #Or to be more victimized #but thats just a theory #i'm sleepy #Don't look too much into this because #As said previously I'm sleepy and cannot formulate a coherent thought #Not saying a heterophobia isn't plausible #It just would be too rare for it to have such a similar term to homophobia #Feels like you're comparing cyber bullying to years of persecution #That's just me though #NOT SAYING CYBER BULLYING IS GOOD #that's all bye #remember to drink water

cognitohazardous

fire was invented by the grain industry

no but like why was I crying at the theater because of an ambiguously gendered rock alien and his human friend who is Ken in another universe

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #i cried so much #Loved how they portrayed rocky as actually intelligent and with a life and not just Silly Rock Guy Who Is #Grace's Pet

Will most likely migrate here if openai buys pin, but I'll have to figure out my formating again and how I wanna be posting and ajdjdisksjdi I don't wanna be doing allat

#pinterest #i don't wanna #anyways #I'm so used to making whispers man #Me when change

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I cannot with the price of stuff when Pokemon collabs with ANY BRAND. Dude, I went to the Puma store yesterday because my mom wanted to get some shoes for her friends in Cuba and saw these shirts that I assume were for sports?? Idk I go outside every two years. Anyhow, it was Espeon in one of the shirts and Umbreon on the other (photo below for reference).

I thought they were cute so I checked the price. SIXTY DOLLARS. SIXTY CANADIAN DOLLARS FOR THE SILLY EEVEELUTION SHIRT. For reference, that's 44.88 USD on today's market. For the silly Espeon/Umbreon shirts. I'm more devastated than anything, honestly, I wanted to force my homegirl to match with me.

#pokemon #i'm devastated #espeon #umbreon #Stupid prices tsk tsk tsk #Deadass who's buying them tho

My story of finding out I'm actually attracted to women is actually so hilarious to me so i must share.

About two years ago I had a lucid dream where I was at this trampoline park place. When I first realized this, I was like "holy shit give me a unicorn." When I did not get a unicorn, I started violently going "KISS MY BEST FRIEND KISS MY BEST FRIEND" and so on. I was um VERY confused when I woke up to say the least. I tried to gaslight myself by going like "haha it's just a dream amirightguys??!!!"

Move forward to uhhhh that same year's summer vacation I believe?? I had a sleepover with two of my friends. Note that it was me, my best friend, and this boy we've been friends with for years now.

The boy was meant to sleep on a smaller bed on the other side of the room, but we set up all of our stuff in there so he wasnt able to. He ended up sleeping at the foot of the bed my best friend and I were in, leaving us little space. PLUS she was hoarding the very small blanket we had. When I had finished doing some bs on my phone and it was about to die, I went to bed and laid beside her. Due to the culture where I'm from and such physical touch like this was normal so whatever. Then, she kinda just grabbed my arm??? Like she started hugging my forearm. And at that moment I realized "oh shit I'm gay."

Thanks for reading the storytime I was bored.

#queer #I'm a guy now lmao #Shortly after I started noticing women in a more romantic manner #And had my first legitimate crush on a girl #I was so mad because she had a boyfriend #But she complimented my hair once so it's ok #I am so pathetic about crushes tho like #I gotta make a post about that

Am I jealous of the drip or extremely attracted??? We'll find out in the next episode of Going To The Mall !!!!

#both. both is correct.#no but like give me your closet I beg you #I have absolutely no drip

DESPERATELY trying to find an account I know from Pinterest that got banned and (I believe) had Tumblr because I think it would be very funny if I went "IS THAT [REDACTED] FROM PINTEREST???!!!!11!2!2!!"

#I saw their pin alt they don't post in anymore #And I remembered how peak they were

why are the insides of my skin itchy

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having a crush on your friend is so funny like omg I'm trying to flirt with you I'm not just being nice ajsjdhsj RELEASE ME

#when you're in an oblivious competition but your opponent is my friend #UGHEHDH IF I SAY YOUR EYES ARE PRETTY IT MEANS I WANT US TO KISS HOW IS THAT NOT OBVIOUS #This is so funny because I don't wanna date her even #Meowewwe

ew ew ew ew I got rosin residue on my finger and now it's sticky oh well I guess I can't practice anymore today what a tragedy I'm so sad owwww awweee

#I didn't mean to do that btw #I'm just stupid

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