Lieutenant Abarai.

"Well, we’ve spent so much time together that you’re easy to understand. You know me well too, yanno. I’m sure you could have done it."

"Mine couldn’t figure out how to act like yours, though." Laughs.

"...no, you have too much faith in me. Remember that one time I tried to impersonate you? It didn't work out too well. I mean, I do know you, that's obvious. But...you're unpredictable and random at best...I can't really copy that."

"What are you going on about?"

"You did good though, Izuru. Nice job. You were really convincing."

"She did pretty great too, to be honest."

"Yeah, I know. We’re perfect."

"...um, no, I believe you did a better job? I was kind of shocked--and it's really an eye opener actually...seeing myself like that...ah, do I really..."

"...as did your's. They both did well if you ask me."

"Yes, of course."

"The mundane and I will be back soon…"

"There are things to be attended t—"

CUE BOISTEROUS LAUGHING.

"Lies! Lies, I say! It was all a ruse! It was us the whole time! What a great practical joke!"

Laughs really loudly as his head falls backwards.

"Gotta be heading out too--fucking missions, man."

"...er, how do I do this."

"Surprise? It was the mundane and me the whole entire time...?"

"...to be honest, I don't think she had any idea what she was doing..."

"...but--I do have to agree...Shuhei and his mundane do make great actors...quite convincing really."

Sighs.