Come Talk To Me I'm Always Bored

Basically I dreamt about this scene where Edwin essentially says to Fiona, "I suck at this." but in more emotional words, Fiona replies, "yeah..." and Edwin just... gives her the MCM. Like, he's not the boss any more, it's Fiona now. Fiona's house now.

Edwin recognised that he'd been taken advantage of by William and that he sucked at the business side of his work and that he didn't really know what he was doing when it came to running an entire company, so he just... gave it to Fiona. Cause she's been trying to keep up with all of that stuff for him in the background where she can anyway.

Because uh. Something I somewhat recently found out was that Bill is an old and very common nickname for William. Don't ask me why, I don't know, but it is.

Roxy at the MCM could be running around with a drain pipe from fuck knows where with a herd of staff trying to stop her from whatever the fuck she's doing with it, Fiona walking into absolute chaos incarnate and there's not a single part of her that's phased by this at all. She's more amused than anything. Not concerned at all.

Some staff make an absolute mess in the staff kitchen (probably with Roxy involved) and fuck up whatever it was they were trying to make, so Fiona walks in to someone turning the smoke detector off and a bunch of idiots laughing about how bad this shit tastes. The second they notice Fiona, they switch to apologising for the mess and reassuring they'll clean it up and explaining what happened and Fiona, bored of all of that, asks to try it too. They insist it's really too bad and she should pass on it, but she insists anyway and just... doesn't even flinch. She eats one mouthful of this awful stuff they've created, thinks for a moment, then says with all seriousness, "well, it's at least better than the Mycellium Mushbar."

Listen. She married Edwin Murray. This is absolutely nothing in comparison. That idiot literally put mushrooms in a chocolate bar and sold it. I like to think the Mushbar smelt very distinctly like a stir fry for some reason. Nothing they ever make will ever compare to it.

I've been fucking around with Clan Gen, right? It's a Warrior Cats fanmade thingamabob that's been literally everywhere for a while now, right? Everything in it is randomised. Every cat's name, appearance, relationships, everything. It's all random.

LOOK WHO SHOWED UP LAST TIME I PLAYED

FREDDY FAZCACT

She showed up, had a litter of two with a random stranger that isn't listed anywhere, called the kittens Prancekit and Swarmkit and has done nothing but hate literally everyone the entire time she's been here. Seriously, there's like three other cats in this 100+ cat clan that she actually likes and two of them are her kids lmao

Her sense of smell is beyond the capabilities of the majority of dogs because she is a wolf and these are different animals. Some dog breeds that were literally built for scent work could be on par with her, but she's outclassing the rest of them pretty easily. Do not make her compete with a short nosed dog, they will get absolutely obliterated.

Research suggests that wolves can smell things up to and sometimes beyond a mile away, so uh. Yeah Roxy can track you through the entire Mega Plex pretty easily with that. As soon as she's found your scent trail, you're not hiding from her. Even if you start running through water, she can still track your scent through it.

I love how you're saying this as if there isn't several destroyed Staffbots in Sunny and Moon's room I believe. I know there's definitely more than one in Ruin, but I can't think if there's just one destroyed Staffbot with some severed Staffbot heads in Security Breach or more than one destroyed Staffbot. It's been a while.

I think Sunny could kill a Staffbot. Probably either indirectly, accidentally or in the most Looney Tunes way possible. He could do it though. We don't really know who destroyed the Staffbots in their room in Security Breach and if Sunny was trying to keep the lights off then maybe Moon wouldn't have had much chance to do it, ya know?

I don't think any of the animatronics have much remorse over destroying a Staffbot though. We know Roxy does it intentionally to keep the Raceway closed so I dunno, she might, but if she does it's only after the construction crew are killed. Ya know, like the trauma of that bullshit making her think about things she doesn't normally think of and that leading to feeling a little bad for the Staffbots maybe? Possibly?

They're all fucking haunted though. The animatronics don't know that, but they know there's something seriously wrong with them, but it's just kind of always been their normal so they don't worry too much about it. Empathy for the Staffbots probably starts and ends with a nagging sense that being destroyed is what the Staffbots want, even though they don't know where that feeling comes from. There is an unspoken rule not to mention it. Probably for fear of figuring something out they really don't want to figure out.

Actually, thinking about it now, Roxy and the Minis probably know what's up with them. After that first encounter with Mimic? Yeah I feel like they probably know. The Minis are able to put two and two together while Roxy, who doesn't believe in ghosts, can't see Tangle at all and has lived in the most haunted part of the building her whole so all this ghost shit is just an average day in the Raceway to her, I don't think she could figure it out. I think part of her would definitely feel it and would definitely understand something, but she would never think about it to a point where she would be consciously aware of anything.

There is just a feeling of familiarity with the Staffbots that's uncomfortably reminiscent of the silent dead. The pieces are there for her but, well...

She's not fucking touching that.

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Anyway, Chica has destroyed the most Staffbots and we see her do it often enough that I'm surprised you didn't mention her in an ask about who destroys Staffbots. She's very good at it. The best even! No remorse from her! Fuck those guys! She has used their head like a football on several occasions and will do it again, just you wait! They make a pretty good bowl if you hollow them out too, she won't let them go to waste, don't you worry!

Freddy is the only one we don't have evidence for Staffbot destruction. In fact, he sucks at this so bad they just straight up murder him in (at least) one of the endings. Even if he has Monty's claws, which this series likes to pretend is what makes an animatronic strong and able to fight, he gets demolished. That bear can't fight for shit. Roxy, Monty, Chica and Moon could rip him apart like an orange can of beans. On their own. Probably blindfolded.

Sunny wouldn't do that though. As you say, he's too nice for that. He could be tempted though. If it was funny.

As for DJ, we've established in recent posts that DJ doesn't destroy the Staffbots. He plays with them like dolls and arranges them around the Fazcade and gets very annoyed at them when they start rolling away from where he put them so really it's a little like sheep herding to him. He would only damage a Staffbot if it was relevant to his current plot line of course.