Memester Mash , its a dashboard smash!

“My crotch is itchy?”

“She can’t help it, she’s autistic!” 

“That’s it, you’re banned!” 

“And I did it all without a single fart sound......... OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE FART SOUNDS!” 

“Are you talking through the wall or are you my horse poster?”

“Oh... My god.” 

“Ohoh... DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP!” 

“MY DADDY! MY DADDY’S IN THERE!” 

*Groaning noises*

“THE BREAKS! [Name] HIT THE BREAKS! THE BREAKS!!!!” 

“Shut up I’m perfect.” 

“How did you first get into bank robbing?”

“You are being SO rude right now!” 

“I hate birds.” 

“Yeah, birds are dicks!”

Hey [NAME] , it's your favorite - stairs!" [ When they reach more stairs ] "Hey [NAME], more stairs!"

“Hm.. I’m going to miss, [name].” 

"In zombie movies, the pretty girl always dies first."

"When things go back to normal, [name] I’m gonna teach your ass how to read.” 

"No more internet, no more Xbox, no more nothing..."

"[NAME], don't hate me for being beautiful."

“OH MY GOD I HATE CANADA SO MUCH!!” 

"Psst. Go for the one with the tie."

"I couldn't have done it without the tuna sandwich, I tell ya."

*Sniff sniff* "No.. must've been something else, you don't smell like pond scum." "Is that... Bacon?"

"OH- I thought it was about the thing with the brain-eating fish that lives at the bottom of the lake!"

"AIRPLANES!"

"Do not worry. This will not hurt... unless something really very bad happens."

"I've never even noticed a cool flower like THIS before!" *GETS KIDNAPPED* "Wanna make out!? Wait.. did I just say that out loud?" "I'm ready to KILL!"

"CANT.. GET.... IN!" "Welcome to my mind..... "

"Huh.. your mind is so... EMPTY! Uh- I mEAN!"

"AUGH! Not another tracking device!"

"It is done."

"HE'S COMING!"

"MY DAD!"

"Ooh.. sorry... I don't drink. Before noon, I mean-"

"I HATE YOU... TALL PEOPLE!"

"YOU ARE MY OWN CREATION! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!"

"OKAY.. Time to face my personal demons."

"How should I know, I'm a dentist! Not a brain surgeon!"

"THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER KIDNAPPING..." "I was here the whole time. It wasn't me!"

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

"I would never do that.. I could never.. KILL EVERYONE."

"OH! Hi (Name)!"

"Well.. I guess we're all going to die."

"I know plenty of places in these woods I could hide a body!"

"So... this is it... the mental world."

"It looks like a dentists office.."

"You may call me now by my true name..... (Insert funny name here.)"

"NONE OF YOUR STINKIN BUSINESS!"

"That's it? CA-CAW?"

"And THEN you'll make their heads explode?"

"NO! ... Do you do that?"

"Could you say acorns instead of nuts if you repeat that to anyone?"

"How can I say this and still sound cool?"

"You don't pay my salary so kindly back away from my elevator and die. Thank you, sir."

"CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

"Sac re bleu! I hate bridges!"

"Look at that woman's breasts..."

"That's right baby..... daddy's here. Now here's the plan."

"HEY! You're supposed to be DEAD!"

"For the last several years I have relied on prescription medication."

"WHERE IS THE MILK MAN?"

"I AM THE MILK MAN.. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS."

*Whispers* "I'm sorry!"

"Over time, my husband will desire me less."

"I'm filing a formal complaint!"

“Get that corn out of my face!” 

“Where are your clothes, (name)?” 

“They look expensive!”

“Beneath the expensive clothes, we find a man...and behind a man we find...his... nucleus.” 

“When I was in the wilderness.. I wrote a song for (name).” 

“Shall I sing it for you?”

“I ate some bugs , I ate some grass.. I used my hand... to wipe my tears.” 

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” 

“I get to lay in bed all my life , it’s amazing.” 

“GO AWAY!! READ SOME BOOKS!” 

“My life? My life is good. REALLY good.” 

“I’m a little concerned (name). About your... salvation and stuff.”

“I ONLY BELIEVE IN SCIENCE, OKAY?”

“Do you not realize I have had diarrheas' since EASTER?”

“They tried to convert each other, but they got married instead..” 

“And then they died. The end.” 

“They think I don’t know a buttload of crap about the gospel? But I DO.... “ 

“He was a LUCHADOR!” 

“He was a false Idol.” 

“The eagle eggs, give you powers n stuff...” 

“I like puppies.” 

“The truth is, (name)? I think... I’m in love with you. Love, (muse name). X o x o.”