I'm Just A Prisoner In The Same Prison As You

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

Area Woman Outs Herself to Co-Worker Because She Had to Make A Gay Joke

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

can you pick me up my mom wants to see who is taking me

my mom wants to know if it’s an over night thing and who’s house we’re staying at

My mom says she can do snacks for us

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

*wakes up* alright what can i be unnecessarily bitter about today

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke