you threw my sandwich away?!

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen I understand our destiny we must unite the realm under our banner. You see, I was stalked by a goat who showed me a cold winter caused by my mother, who burst naked out of a comet and turned into you who I then decapitated. Your head rolled into a pool of Viserys’ tears which I drowned in since that’s where we buried my ex wife and she told me I’m not allowed to stay with her because I needed to help a little green frog get out of a dark forest, so I did that and the invisible man with antlers that hovers over my bed every night let me know that my niece told him that the crow’s egg hasn’t hatched yet which means I will never leave you again and its okay to leave me in charge of your army unsupervised 🫶