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This just in: Tom Price has resigned from his position as Health and Human Services secretary after using at least $1 million in tax payer money on air travel. Although he offered to write a check for $51,000, he’s hoping to spend his free time redeeming his reputation by participating as a contestant on “The Price is Right”.

North Korea is reportedly attempting to schedule meetings with ex-US officials in an effort to better understand President Trump. Unfortunately, they, along with the rest of the world, haven’t found anyone yet.

A new survey shows that Americans are split on the topic of whether or not players are doing the right thing by taking a knee during the national anthem, which is a coincidence considering another poll was just released that found pants feel the same way.

Ikea just announced that they’ve acquired the Silicon Valley startup “Task Rabbit” which provides various services like handyman work. Experts say it’s a relationship that makes sense, because it will save yours.