Lassitude 🕊

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

By poorly drawn cats

same candidate :///// they were both flawed :///// there just wasn’t one good choice ://///  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” -Frida Kahlo 

I don’t want your money. I want you.

There’s a story about a feast in hell, where the forks are so long that people can’t reach their mouths, so all the diners starve to death. They don’t figure out that they can feed each other.

“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”

Thank you Ma, for the gift of whoredom (This season on Harlots)

this shit is so funny i’m weak