sometimes i think

This places Derek's SFAWTDE footage at September 1st, 12:08am. and 43 seconds of course. Which means. He would have been stuck at his computer for four months. Which also means that in four months not a single person checked on him.

now. second horrible realization

Here's a screenshot Avery takes in DAWTDE 13 minutes into his footage. December 31st, 4:26pm.

Do you know what that means. Do you know what time we could calculate if we know what time Avery started recording. Yeah that's right:

At midnight on New Year's, he was in his trance completely unaware.

Unfortunately idk if there's any way to get Derek's time of death since his footage is gone but. Yeah. If we're to believe this then Avery was in his trance when new years hit which Sucks. and is evil. i checked, 7 hours and 47 minutes into avery's footage would be exactly when midnight hits and. he's just planting flowers at a grave. like fuckkk.fuck okay.

(also im not digging too deep into this lmao)

the suggested amount of calories that the average adult male should be getting per day is 2,400 calories (for a sedentary lifestyle specifically). One bottle of Soylent is 400 calories.

If Derek was to meet the suggested amount of calories then he'd probably have to drink 6 bottles of soylent per day.

There are 121 days between September 1 and december 31. This means that derek would have had to have 726 bottles of soylent to meet the suggested amount of calories.

Since he was using a minifridge in his room to store all of the soylent, he probably didn't have that much.

your body can technically survive on 1200-1500 calories a day, but I'm pretty sure that that's close to starving (can vary based fat reserves + hydration).

This means that Derek would need 3-4 bottles of soylent to survive with this minimum in mind, leading to him needing between 363-484 bottles of soylent.

I once calculated how much would all these soylent bottles cost but now we have a new number so.

I think I remember Wifies saying that Der was drinking mint chocolate soylent and 12 pack costs $48. 726 bottles (60,5 12 packs) would cost $2904.

and a question that I have since april; what about his rent. did he pay it. if not then why nobody came. i mean like a repo man or smth or a landlord if he was renting the flat out. why they didn’t care lol

*googled the longest constipation possible.. * 30 days.

Or maybe, he just...decided-? not to poop...?

He was like "damn. Gonna be here a while." And then just refused to take a dump for 4 months

Albert Camus with his cat, Cigarette in Bougival, France