laser

in Hell everywhere you look there’s a TV playing HGTV but it’s not the wholesome home improvement television you know and love it’s a bunch of men standing around saying “man cave”

my friend told me this story the other day about how they were having a little get together and lighting up a blunt when suddenly there was a knock on the door. they opened it and who was there but Bill Murray they started freaking out but he was just like “pass that” and when he hit it my friend pulled out his badge he was actually a cop everyone else at the party pulled out their badges they were all cops it was a set up, they got him at last

Congrats to the French on their independence from Britain

Happy birthday France

🗼💥🎉💃🎉💥🎊🎆🎉🎊🎆🎇🗼

I just watched Sharknado with my grandma

San Andreas 2, the whole world is earthquakes