my friend keeps calling dr blowhole "mr. hole" im ab to disown her

I'm the friend in question thank you for supporting me because who names himself dr. Blowhole willingly idc about the reasoning it's silly no hate to mr. Hole though 🫶

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

remember when half man happened to us. half man used to be a thing that happened to us weekly. and we just had to sit there and take it. and we did. and now its like sitting in the aftermath of a nuclear blast. there really is just before half man and after half man

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me