The Critter Queen

r u upset you never got to see Moon when he got turned into a baby? Cause I hear it was cute

"Oh, that was a while back. It was cute... Also annoying. Uncle Solar got turned into one once too, he spoke Spanish during it for some reason. So did Uncle Sun, Jack, Uncle Cousin Cosmos, Uncle Eclipse... Pretty much everyone."

r u upset you never got to see Moon when he got turned into a baby? Cause I hear it was cute

"Oh, that was a while back. It was cute... Also annoying. Uncle Solar got turned into one once too, he spoke Spanish during it for some reason. So did Uncle Sun, Jack, Uncle Cousin Cosmos, Uncle Eclipse... Pretty much everyone."

r u upset you never got to see Moon when he got turned into a baby? Cause I hear it was cute

"Oh, that was a while back. It was cute... Also annoying. Uncle Solar got turned into one once too, he spoke Spanish during it for some reason. So did Uncle Sun, Jack, Uncle Cousin Cosmos, Uncle Eclipse... Pretty much everyone."

r u upset you never got to see Moon when he got turned into a baby? Cause I hear it was cute

"Oh, that was a while back. It was cute... Also annoying. Uncle Solar got turned into one once too, he spoke Spanish during it for some reason. So did Uncle Sun, Jack, Uncle Cousin Cosmos, Uncle Eclipse... Pretty much everyone."

r u upset you never got to see Moon when he got turned into a baby? Cause I hear it was cute

"Oh, that was a while back. It was cute... Also annoying. Uncle Solar got turned into one once too, he spoke Spanish during it for some reason. So did Uncle Sun, Jack, Uncle Cousin Cosmos, Uncle Eclipse... Pretty much everyone."

you ever get concerned about the fact your boyfriend's daughter looks like she wants to tear the throat out of something whenever anyone uses terms like "sleepy gus" or "silly billy" or talks in an overly animated cheery tone or the mere mention of the word Gracie?

r u upset you never got to see Moon when he got turned into a baby? Cause I hear it was cute

"Oh, that was a while back. It was cute... Also annoying. Uncle Solar got turned into one once too, he spoke Spanish during it for some reason. So did Uncle Sun, Jack, Uncle Cousin Cosmos, Uncle Eclipse... Pretty much everyone."

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from a mafia he used to be in that's stitched together with magic from Puppet, so you only see the threads when they come loose but you can see the slight discoloration and not quite matching skin tones in some spots and she doesn't exactly look completely 'right' so to speak?

"I make Sebastian uncomfortable cause of it, I love it. Most humans though do... Kinda get spooked by me. Can't really blame them."

"I like making Sebastian uncomfortable. I just don't like him. I don't even got a proper reason."

"No, if you had ever met Miss Gracie, you'd fly into homicidal rage too. She basically was the one they had do all the brainwashing for the toys back at the factory.... She was bitter she couldn't break me!"

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

(And like that happens while Moon is dead. So when he came back, shortly after he realized how much time had passed one of the first things he worried about was who took care of Molly, since her stitches used to come loose a lot and she hated letting anyone else do it)

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from a mafia he used to be in that's stitched together with magic from Puppet, so you only see the threads when they come loose but you can see the slight discoloration and not quite matching skin tones in some spots and she doesn't exactly look completely 'right' so to speak?

"I make Sebastian uncomfortable cause of it, I love it. Most humans though do... Kinda get spooked by me. Can't really blame them."

"I like making Sebastian uncomfortable. I just don't like him. I don't even got a proper reason."

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from a mafia he used to be in that's stitched together with magic from Puppet, so you only see the threads when they come loose but you can see the slight discoloration and not quite matching skin tones in some spots and she doesn't exactly look completely 'right' so to speak?

"I make Sebastian uncomfortable cause of it, I love it. Most humans though do... Kinda get spooked by me. Can't really blame them."

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

Boo! Get jumpscared, otherworldly niece.

"You know I do that out of affection, but fair."

"YOU ONLY HAD TO DO IT ONCE!"

Do you ever get uncanny valley from Moon's kid Molly? Since technically her form is just the organs and stuff from her old toy body and some skin Moon got from that mafia he used to be chill with that's held together with Puppet's magic stitching so you only see the threads when they come loose but like you still see that not all the skin tones match in some spots and she doesn't look 'right' so to speak?

"I scared the poop out of him one night cause I was sitting on the counter, I think it was back when we still lived in the og dimension, maybe when bloodmoon was running around, eating pizza rolls in the dark, and he had a flashlight, and my eyes do that reflective thing deers do. So all he saw was two glowing orbs on a crouched shadowy figure for a moment. He screamed and passed out."