When Batman: Caped Crusader announces it is turning another male villain into a milf, many fans are saying “ugh, another pointless genderbend.” Meanwhile I am saying "Yay," "Yippee!" “Scissor me timbers!” and things of this nature.

It’s the only thing haunting me brain right now with his eyelids being sliver glitter and blood on his lips and WOOF WOOF AWAAOOOOOOOOO

IM JERKING MY PEANITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catch me opening my docs because I’m about to write slutty butcher in eyeliner and Hughie falling to his knees with cum in his jeans just for YOU

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’