I sleep to live and wake in a dream

change your FUCKING name

Gonna get buried in a fuchsia plastic coffin.

oh I’ve seen this car, it comes to Seattle every summer solstice

It comes and it claims one, and only one.

I wish the Barbie Dream Hearse came to my city.

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot

The Infinity Sock

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

@lavenderlovey

@shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees this is like the shit you were talking about

Honestly! At some point you just have to say fuck it and accept you’re gonna be peeing in the wrong bathroom 🙄