Moira O'Donnell

Never listen to those comments. I got a tiny Asian butt and I still shake it proudly. We can’t all have a rockin’ body like Rihanna and J. Lo. I can’t promise to make you shake it like them, but I’m sure that by the time I’m done, you’ll be a much better dancer. 

Done! A deal is made. And I will love you to death for it. Even if I’m only a tiny bit more rhythmic. And I’ll try not to listen to the comments. It just floods the media.

Who said you need ass for it? It’s all in the hips. 

There are tons of comments about butts for dancing. But I’m sure my hips will lie. But I want to try.

We’ll fix that then. What kind of dance are you interested in learning? How to dance at a club or…what exactly?

If you think I can pull off club dancing with my tiny butt and tiny boobs, then that’s fine.

Do you wanna learn how to dance? That’d be easier than trynna teach you a new language. 

I definitely would like to know how to dance. It’s embarrassing if I try currently.

Hey cutie! I don’t know what I could teach you. I’d suggest basic Korean, but that’s hard to learn. Can you dance?

I certainly don’t know Korean. And I don’t know how to dance. Haven’t really tried.

Forever and a few decades I think. I don’t know much of anything, which means I can hardly even specify what I’d need to be taught. But it’s cool.

I bet. Have you been taking anything?

All of the DayQuil and NyQuil I can find.

I’m glad  you’re on the mend. Does the luxury suite at least make it a little better?

I’m annoyed I was sick during my time in the room, but I think it did. Got more sleep that way.

I’ve been hiding under blankets. I’m feeling on the mend, but still a bit crap.

Being sick is the worst. I hope you get well soon. 

Thanks. It’s cliche, but I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Gotcha. I don’t think you sound silly, though. Honest. I’m glad you’re having fun and getting to know people better, though! Heard you’re also enjoying a luxury room like me, so I’m sure you’re even better this week. 

Yeah, I got picked to share a luxury room, and I already know her, so I don’t have to worry. I can just keep meeting people at my own pace. But oh my god, luxury rooms. I want one forever.

Ah shit, being sick is the worst.  Even just common colds make me grumpy as hell.  Have you been sleeping lots and staying hydrated?

Been trying my best to. It helps I get a luxury room, but it sucks I’m sick while in a luxury room. Sleep has been my natural state for like, a week.