What Is It? Dragons?

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

The concerning implications of thinking of your dog as a eunuch… do you perceive other dogs as particularly virile; why do you perceive your dog as the exception of this rule…

she is the only dog I trust to guard my many concubines

Ah; That is quite the explanation; may I ask; who intends to cause harm upon your concubines…

all my concubines are wanted by interpol and are constantly fending off international bounty hunters

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

My thane. I require Ibuprofen.

@softlypause