Its your soul expressed in syllables-oh sorry its-

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years

Getting your information about popular media via online fandoms is like the Allegory of the Cave, except the guy in the upper chamber keeps making shadow puppets of dicks.

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

I had a dream that I won some competition for which the prize was a taxidermy weasel. Turned out it was actually a weasel taxidermy DIY kit for which they supplied the raw materials only (one live weasel).

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

You should probably give a man some fish while you teach him to fish. It’s hard to learn on an empty stomach

When guinea pigs say wheek wheek wheek. Reblog if you agree.

#if I had the grindset guinea pigs have with wheeking I'd be dead in a month

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

@autumnal-thunder

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit