the gays love to use Garfield ( and the fact that he is so brave, and so fucking orange) to mock the struggles ace people face, and the courage it takes for us to come out of the bakery. we are so brave, and so black, white, and purple!

the allos love to suggest I’m “oppressing” them which is ridiculous im not homophobic that’s laughable honestly i have gay friends and read lots of gay literature

us sapiosexuals live a hard-knock life. this gets even harder when unsapiosexuals call us “"pretentious”“ because unlike them, who can be sexually attracted to people because of things like appearance, a good Ted Talk for me is about the same as an orgasm. “Pretentious” undermines the complexity of an identity that consists of being attracted to girls with HUGE TITTYHONKERS that quote The Amazing Atheist while they’re in the throes of passion.

today is the disgusting allo holiday known as "vore day". By celebrating this holiday, when allos take the day off from work to eat each other, is spreading the myth that being eaten is inherently sexual. Asexual and aromantic people might prefer "comfort vore", or core, in which we are eaten by a queerplatonic partner to showcase friendship and caring.

the word """"homophobe"""" is used to describe the justified outrage that oga (opposite gender attracted, which, unlike sga, is not a slur) have against lg people

a strange trend in allo culture is rutabaga hate. while we here at mogaisluroftheday are not yet entirely sure what this represents, we suspect "rutabaga" might be code for asexuals, as rutabaga is a vegetable, and vegetables are plants, and as we all know, a tactic favorited by the nefarious allosexuals is comparing asexuals to plants. stay tuned for more.

a word that surely crawled it's way out of the depths of hell and onto our dashboards, ""discourse"" is used to describe the frequent hate speech against asexuals by the always-amorously-attracted-allos

the phrase "dicks out for harambe" is an allogay-coined phrase that alienates asexual people, who prefer to keep our dicks in our pants, thank you very much

saying lgbt without the qiaappnggyunglyd(queer intersex asexual aromantic pansexual polysexual never gonna give you up never gonna let you down) part promotes lg elitism and is a frequent tactic used by allomonogays

frequently used by allogays before spewing their aphobic rhetoric on pure ace people’s posts