Mordredus Cycle

i like to think all the orkneys had random little powers like gawains sun thing and it just didnt really come up. maybe gaheris was preternaturally good at jousting but only during a new moon.

That’s actually something that comes up in my retelling because I loved the idea so much. Basically, I had Agravaine have temporary super speed where he could move very fast for a couple seconds at a time, Gareth couldn’t starve or die of dehydration, and Gaheris had Disney princess control over animals but only with carnivores or scavengers.

the important rule to this version is that no matter who is with you, you HAVE to be stuck in the elevator for the full ten hours. I don’t care if you’re in there with Thor himself. You can’t get out.

Reincarnation idea: Lancelot gets himself and a bunch of other knights banned from 7-Eleven.

gawain sticks his entire head underneath the slushie spigot and mordred tries to start a dumpster fire in the alley. lancelot only has dimes so he tries to pay everything in dimes but he can’t count and he’s sobbing and there’s a small lil puddle by the cashier. arthur wears a burger king crown and he’s passed out by the refrigerated section. agravain is there despite no one inviting him and he threatens the cashier with a butter knife.