dilly dally shilly shally

watching fire walk with me feels like being held hostage tied up in ropes and chains as someone tortures your best friend infront of you i’ve. broken 4 screens trying to get to laura palmer and ill never stop trying

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

Are we forgetting the giant robot who slices a flying lizard alien in half with a segmented sword while hovering in the atmosphere? That movie slaps on every conceivable level and even gave us a new test for media criticism

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be