pothead puppy-dog

^ dog thts gotten so good at the “play dead” command tht sometimes its owner has to lift its head up n make sure it’s actually breathing

Catching your big brother sniffing your dirty underwear.. He's such a creep!

Thinking about #mykibble

This crumbling America economy can't even support a decent kidnapping kink. I chat this vulnerable prey girl up, tell her I'm gonna stalk and kidnap her and then chain her to.... what? My particle board dresser? My fucking flat pack bedframe? "Your radiator, obviously." IN AN APARTMENT??? FUCK YOUUUUUUU

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

punching a guy in the stomach and then seeing his cock leak and his stupid smile and his flushed cheeks oh you fucking faggot you like being hit huh

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

thinking about 2 possessive butch boyfriends that cant keep their hands off of me when we're out or when we're alone together

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but a scarily hypersexual daughter or little sister that pushes your lust buttons and makes you worse

Does anyone wanna come over to watch me roll up my sleeves and unbuckle my belt?

My gf and I have the same waist measurements but that's not stopping me from treating her like she's got ridiculous proportions that turn her into every type of bait imaginable. IDC if it says the same number on the measuring tape u are nothing but my doll and u can be picked up and carried away by the waist like a mug handle

Uncouth behavior on my part. Not the time or place to squirt