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I was TERRIFIED Killian would be ripped from Emma and we would never get that reunion scene in the finale. I was so afraid he was going to be haunted by the ghost of Emma and we would never get to see that pain leave him.

I was so worried they would just tear Captain Swan apart with no promise to fix it, and if they did fix it, we wouldn’t actually SEE it.

This has now allowed me peace. EVERYONE wanted Season 6 to be the end. Well, now it can be for Captain Swan fans who don’t wish to continue to the show. Captain Swan bowed out gracefully and they are going back to start a new life together with their CHIIIIILLLDDD SFJGKGJSSGJFSJFG

But I am a Hook fan too, and a Colin fan. I can now COMFORTABLY continue to watch Once, knowing yes, Captain Swan is gone… But if Season 6 ended it they would be gone too. Now I can watch Colin continue on the show as his awesome self, a new version of a character I already love and miss, and NOT feel cheated out of Captain Swans Happy Ending.

We knew Captain Swan was ending the day Jen stepped down from her role. It breaks my heart, but it’s true. We can’t change that fact no matter how much we hate it. But they gave Captain Swan a true happy BEGINNING. :) 

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around that showcase new inventions designed to help paraplegics stand or walk instead of having to use a wheelchair: 

(I showed my wife this video and said the thing was originally designed for having wall sex)

Some TV shows have even gotten in on the action:

Thanks Guys! With this, I won’t need to sue the school for a lack of accessible bathrooms! You’re the best!

The Blue C Sushi in Downtown Seattle recently did a remodel where they added in cool sushi delivery robots (yay!) and replaced every goddamn table with a booth.

[Image of an old woman from the movie The Princess Bride screaming “Boo”]

I fucking hate it. I can easily transfer into a booth but I still fucking hate it. Booths are not accessible for folks in wheelchairs. Period. I don’t care if I can sort of pull underneath the front of the booth; it still sucks because:

That’s where the wait staff is going to stand to take our order / deliver the food.

It feels like I’m at a business meeting / holding court with everybody lined up on my left and my right.

And, while I can transfer into a booth it always creates the awkward situation of where the hell my chair is supposed to be. Even if I am able to tuck it under the front of the table, I could make a very dangerous drinking game based on how many times someone trips over it as they walk by.

When I am the only wheelchair user I like transferring in the booth because it's quieter. But when I'm with the dance team I mentioned earlier I like to be at a table because it's easier for everyone.

If your restaurant has both tables and booths and one wheelchair user comes in ask which we would prefer like you do all other customers.

Like the core story of a disabled child being cared for by his overprotective parent after his mother died at birth, only for the disabled child to get fed up with the fact that his father severely doubts his abilities, causing him to run away, get lost, and get taken in by a gang of dysfunctional but well-meaning outcasts with a disabled leader who acts as this kid’s mentor while helping him manage his disability while simultaneously reconnecting him with his father is literally the best story idea in the world! I would kill to be able to write that!

And Disney technically did.

You know what worse than the guy that says you put him in the friend zone? I’ll tell you.

When I was in HS I was friends with this guy and one day he said he liked me and got upset when I said I didn’t like him back. But I felt super fucking guilty about it when I told him. So 2 weeks go by without us talking and I’m still missing him. Badly. When it all clicks. That “holy shit I actually did feel the same way and I still do” moment came out of fucking nowhere while lying in bed listening to music (on a CD because this was that point in time in life when people had iTunes and CD’s). And before I continue this story I have to tell you. I had been rejected by a crush before and I remember still having a crush on said person who rejected me for a few weeks because I’m human and it takes a while to move on from someone. Okayyy nowww back to the story. After realizing I had a crush on my friend that I rejected I decided to reach out because 2 weeks was plenty of cool of time and I had hope he still had a crush on me. I figured we could hang out and I tell him I felt the same way and we would get together and fall in love. But apparently fucking not.

There’s friend zone guy and then there is friend zone guy 2.0 and he is so much worse than friend zone guy. Because once you reject friend zone guy 2.0 he kisses you when you tell him how you feel and you think you’re getting you’re happily ever after and that all is good in the world because you are now dating your friend. But then the next day rolls around.

And you don’t hear from him. And he ghosts you. Until you finally get the courage to ask what’s up and he says it was just a one time thing. And so you get your heart broken. Once you reject friend zone guy 2.0 he “friendzones” you. He moves on at the snap of a finger and while he will still hang out with you as friends, or makeout with you because he’s a guy and your a girl with boobs he’ll never see you as anything more ever again.