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Applejack: I would burn this world to the ground and build a castle from the ashes,where I would live alone forever.

Pinkie: I love everthing!

Applejack: What?

Rainbow dash: "Get help."

Applejack: No.

Rainbow dash: Come on, you love it.

Applejack: I hate it.

Rainbow dash: It's great, it works every time.

Applejack: It's humiliating.

Rainbow Dash: Do you have a better plan?

Applejack: No.

Rainbow dash: We're doing it.

Applejack: No, We are not doing "Get Help."

[cut to]

Rainbow Dash: oooh, someone's in trouble!

everyone:

Sunset: I don't know. I love you so much. Talk to you later.

Pinkie pie: [Put on sunglasses]

Twilight: That's the spirit!

Sunset: I'm not really a jewelry person.

Pinkie: Oh... then you don't have to wear it-

Rarity: Does affect me?

Sweetie Belle: no

Sunset: [nervous gay laughter]um......... neat.

[Later]

Sunset, lying face down on her bed: I can’t believe I said neat, Applejack! Nobody even says neat anymore, It’s the goddamn 21st century. It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

AJ: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Rarity confessed to me?

Sunset: Didn’t you thank her?

Fluttershy: [Stares into the distance with a blank expression]

AJ: FLUTTERSHY!

Fluttershy: W-Well... er, it depends.

AJ: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

Fluttershy: W-wasn't planning on it!

AJ: But if Rainbow dash did it, would you.....?

Fluttershy: [stares into the distance again]