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We were both on our way to meetings so we had a quick chat but then met up later for dinner.
That must've been great. I think the last time I saw any of my blood family was for the holidays last year. Been so busy, just haven't found the time to catch up. But I'm sure he really appreciated that as time can go by so fast with parents.
Can you handle keeping up with us kids, Grandpa? 🤪 @lolaotr
As long as there's no long distance jogging marathons I don't know about, I think I can handle myself! I am quite the sprinter even in these old hips of mine. Creaks just need a little oil to get going.
25, 46, 49.
Who do you miss even though you don’t talk anymore?
Samara...it's been a minute too long since we last spoke in my opinion. Uh, I can't think of anyone on the top of my head. ( @samaraotr )
When do you get the most playful with someone you like?
Does before sex count? The minute I start acting playful with someone I like is a constant occurrence. I don't really take anything too seriously when it comes to just liking someone from the get go.
Who do you think you’d be a dangerous duo with?
Oh that would be Johnny Knoxville and I. We're putting together an old man club, and you youngin's better watch out because these old men aren't going anywhere! ( @johnnyknoxotr )
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12, 16, 21.
What’s a compliment that secretly makes you blush?
I think a more appropriate question would be: what compliment wouldn't make you blush? Because every compliment makes me blush, come on now. You mean someone actually took time out to notice something about me to comment something nice about it out of no where? My face is heating up right now just thinking about the last time someone complimented my shirt at a comic convention.
How do you hint that you’re interested without saying it outright?
By checking in at random, I guess. Any excuse to talk to a person I'm interested in is all I can think about doing without full out saying something. Usually the response I get in return tells me all I need to know on if it's worth pursing or not.
When do you feel the most confident?
Probably after a good shower. You know when feeling clean and fresh just boosts something in you to the point that you can't even feel the arthritis in your joints for a few hours? That. That's the feeling I consider my most confident. and maybe when i'm getting laid . . .
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2, 4, 6.
Who brings out your most mischievous, playful side?
Oh that's an easy one. Skeet Ulrich. Great guy. So much fun to mess around with. I feel I can be completely myself with him on a whole new level. But most people I have befriended are granted to see my mischievous side at some point - why be so serious all the time when life is all about the fun along the way?
How do you act when someone you’re secretly into walks into the room?
While I pretend that I am all about the suave and debonair life when it comes to holding a liking to someone at my age, I'm pretty sure I just act more foolish to further prove my age doesn't negate the inner youthful spirit -- or in other words: I act like a dumbass.
Why do you think people flirt with you without meaning to?
I can't think of a time I picked up on being flirted with. Truth be told I'm too much of a goofball to notice if they mean to or not unless they're blunt and come right out and say it. I don't know what that says about me, but it's the honest truth.
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Air going out in this heat wave? Yikes. I'd be a nightmare if I lost air conditioning in the SoCal heat. Especially with three kids in the house that probably wouldn't get any sleep either. I'll make a note of that for future use - do not use So Cal Air.
Luckily the kids are with their mother this week, so they got spared that much. I guess one could consider that the silver lining of this whole ordeal. I guess the thing needed to be changed out anyway, so better it go now when I'm alone over having any company. How are you doing though, T? Seems like I've been neglecting reaching out these past few weeks - how are you holding up in this heat?
Covered in blood? Yeah, that’s basically my résumé at this point. If there’s not at least one day on set where I’m sticky, stained, and questioning my life choices, is it even a Kyle Gallner project? Chaos keeps things interesting. Predictable is boring. Give me the mess. As for the indie thing… oh, it’s graphic. Not like ‘studio horror with a tasteful splash’ graphic. I mean the kind where the makeup team is apologizing to you while they glue something awful to your face. It’s intimate, nasty, emotional, and weirdly beautiful in that way only low‑budget horror can be. Perfect for a Netflix‑and‑chill‑with‑yourself night. You’ll get your blood quota, trust me. And probably a couple moments where you go, ‘What the hell did Kyle get himself into now?’ Which, honestly, is the correct reaction. I’ll spill more when I’m allowed… but just know: it’s exactly the kind of thing you’d expect me to say yes to.
Hell yeah, that is the epitome of a good time though! The graphic art of horror that is. Being covered in the fake syrupy stuff. Maybe I'm just a glutton for horror makeup as it is, so you're just hyping me up more here. Anything to support the indie community to get more recognition also helps too. Two birds, one stone, as the saying goes. I still say you should at least show up once covered. We all only have this one life, might as well have a little fun with it!
Man, I love that your house is an AHS house. That’s the best kind of chaos. And yeah… I’m right there with you. Thrilled because this season feels huge, but bummed because it’s the last time we’re all doing this together. Having the full cast of legends back makes it feel like some kind of reunion tour. I wish I could give you spoilers. I really do. But they’ve got everything locked down tighter than Fort Knox. Scripts with fake pages, coded call sheets, the whole nine yards. Ryan’s got us all terrified of accidentally saying the wrong thing. But I can say this — if you’re expecting the final season to go out quietly… you’re gonna be disappointed. It’s big. It’s weird. It’s emotional. And it feels like classic AHS in the best way. That’s all I can give you before someone tackles me.
I wouldn't expect anything less of AHS. Who wants it to go out quietly when it's been such a phenomenal thing? Love or hate it, it's always being talked about, and that in itself proves it's made an impact. Or maybe I'm always looking at the glass half-full, who knows. But trust me, I have a box of tissues and sinus spray to keep the airways free for it all on standby. And I'm sure for the last episode, the very last one, I'll be having a watch party so it can be a collective sobfest. As I'm expecting to not be alone in that. But thanks for the tea, as the kids say! ...that is still a saying young people use, right?

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If I can say one thing about this summer's heat wave, is that it brings out the worst in some of us. Seeing as my central cooling system has been down, been waking up in a sweat the past few nights. Had to call someone again to fix it as they failed to show up yesterday - and I really let them have a piece of my mind. I hope everyone else's cooling units are working, because I do not recommend So Cal Air when you're in a bind. Five stars my ass. / / @otrrpstarters
One of my favorite things in life is going some place and running into a family member unexpectedly. I didn't even know my father and I were in the same city, but what a pleasant surprise.
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I know that feeling well myself. It always feels like such a blessing as I know not everyone holds the same sentiment. Did you and your dad do anything fun while he was in town, or was it more about catching up briefly before carrying on?
AHS is back, baby! we're working on season thirteen and it’s the usual murphy chaos. jessica’s back, sarah’s back, angela’s back… it feels like someone hit the nostalgia switch and broke it off. it’s weird in that full‑circle kind of way because this is the final season, but also kind of nice having the old crew together again. makes the late filming nights feel less brutal. \\ @otrrpstarters
man AHS is such a well known series in this house, i’m both thrilled and bummed that we’re getting this final season. and with a full cast of legends at that. is there any spoilers you can spill by chance? or is everything being kept tight lipped?
i’ve been working pretty consistently lately. got a couple indie things, some horror stuff, the usual ‘kyle plays a guy going through it’ roles. it’s funny, i keep thinking the universe is gonna slow me down, and then another script shows up like, ‘hey, wanna be emotionally damaged again?’ between that and juggling dad‑life, i feel like I’m living in two different worlds. one day I’m covered in fake blood, the next i’m at a school event pretending i’m not the guy who just filmed a possession scene. hopefully i won't ever mix up the two and show up at school covered in blood. could you imagine the chaos? // @otrrpstarters
consider me intrigued! i heard the keywords “covered in blood” and i guess one can consider that my calling card. whether i’m experiencing it myself or seeing it done with others i’m all for it. because honestly, causing chaos is the only way to go to keep things fun and unpredictable in this thing called life. as long as you’re having fun, can’t go wrong. now tell me more about this indie project and how graphic it’ll be so i know what to look out for for my next netflix and chill session with myself.
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