M like Misery

I cracked my phone screen so bad last night I can barely make out anything on my screen………………what am I supposed to jack my meat to now

computer

what is this? 2007? I’m not some creepy pervert

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage boy. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.

I still can’t quite believe that one measly detail could change THE WHOLE FUCKING DIRECTION OF A STORY. 

Did you ever stop to think how horribly jaded we are to have spent the week between every episode of Yuri on Ice trying to convince ourselves not to get our hopes up? Man, what years of queerbaiting has done to folks.

You know what’s another cool thing about the party plot twist? That by pulling that story out they invalidated every argument about how YOI is full of fanservice because now we have a canon explanation to why Victor was flirting so hard with Yuuri since the first episode

someone make a meme about how literally every girl uses the dog filter on snapchat to be fake cute

someone make a meme about how literally every man complains about completely benign things that women do in order to give themselves a false sense of superiority