Mens Restroom

Thought I’d share a story about a dumping experience I had with a grocery store employee.

So my local grocery store has two public bathrooms - one on the ground floor and one in the cafe upstairs. I usually go to the cafe bathroom upstairs to take a dump because it’s quieter; the one downstairs is always busy and it takes forever to get a stall - and if I need to poop, I need to get my ass on a toilet pronto.

The cafe bathroom is also where the employees like to go to take shits because they’re also close to the staff offices. I’ve had many an experience where I’ve been in there pooping and an employee has come in and unloaded in the stall next to me. They’re really shameless too; they just let it all out.

So today, I was in town shopping and my stomach started to get pains and I had a lot of gas, so I knew I really needed to get to a bathroom stat. So I head to the grocery store and straight to the cafe bathroom. As I’m approaching the men’s bathroom entrance, a middle-aged, quite chubby guy with silvery hair comes through a door ahead of me. He’s clutching his stomach and heading to the bathroom too; he clearly needed to poo also. He nodded at me as I followed him in. Luckily, the two stalls were both empty so we went in, locked the door and prepared to poo. We pretty much sat on the toilet at the same time.

I unloaded first - it was a very loose batch with a lot of farts. The employee started to unload a few seconds later; a massive fart and then a torrent of loose shit came tumbling out. Clearly he’d needed to go badly.

“Sounds like we made it just in time, mate,” he said once our shit had died down.

“Yeah; had a really bad stomach. Must have been the coffee I had this morning,” I said, letting out a fart. I’m not shameless about talking while shitting; if someone makes conversation with me, I’ll talk back.

“I hear you,” he said, letting another loose batch. I farted then and a few solid turds went plopping into the bowl.