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Barça Days:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7.1

Part 7.2

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

National Camp Days:

Part 11

Part 12

Part 14

Part 15

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Part 18 🔞

Munich Days:

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21

Home:

Part 22

Part 22.2

Epilogue

What could've been

On the Sideline (organized by Monk)

How it started

New Life

Kindergarten

Just one night

Walk-in

Tooney

Lyon

How it's going

Obsession

Cooking

Catalan Pastries

Jacket

Halloween

El Classíco

Self doubt

Post Barca season

Arsenal??!!

Mariona

Tattoo

Taking a walk

Home Alone

Babysitting

Babysitting Aftermath

Laura

Euros

Mens Euros Final

Lena

Olympics

Jersey swap

Olympics

Hypocrites

Ona

Future

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hey there anon,

bb has been up to a lot moving between "her" club and city Barcelona to "ugh the embarrassment 🙄" Chelsea and "third bestest club and food after Barcelona and City" Munich...

she caused them adults like Alexia, Irene, Keira, Kristie, Pernille several headaches with her "brilliant ideas" which they immediately shot down but her personal cheerleading squad like Mapí, Kika, Vicky, Tooney, Less, Sam, Millie, Magda and Rachel tried to convince her that all her brilliant ideas were in fact... brilliant

@helen-with-an-a can make a whole movie out of bbs ideas

Threeish weeks till the semester is over, and then I get a month off from uni!

- aspen

good morning Aspen

Sadly I wasn't able to watch el classico because of work 🙄

BUT... i had the pleasure (for me questionable pleasure because I don't like the team) to meet the Arsenal squad after their match in Munich.... which led to a new bb idea and I already wrote a good chunk of it so there's that 😉

bb threw insults at the Madrid bench from her spot on the barca bench and that was actually the reason for all the scrabble and Pina was just the one who delivered the "last drop" which caused the Madrid staff to snap... it's bbs personal life goal now to get as many Madrid players, staff and coaches carded every el classico as she can.... alexia is not happy about that and recruits Irene and Marta to also have an eye on bb - with three pair of eyes on her bb hardly can make a step without being watched - which makes bb really unhappy

I know Luv... I know

@helen-with-an-a and I have had a lot of conversations about it and I WISH I had the time to write bb again how she deserves to be written but sadly I don't... I started kind of a mixed chapter with a little bit of this and a little bit of that... but I can't find the time to finish it... at one point I will and then I'll post it but I can't tell ypu when this will be

good morning, day or night (whatever it is at your place)

bb was SO confused at the beginning because everyone was dating in her opinion - which also caused a "mild" argument with Ona when bb saw how she acted with Aitana, Alexia and Patri... bb was fully convinced that Ona cheated on Lucy and basically ripped her a new one

Cata and Pina were more than shocked when bb barreled into Catas girlfriend taking her down because she thought some "delulu fan" just tried to kiss Cata while she was dating Pina... Keira and Lucy had to sit Bb down at one point explaining that spaniards just handle affection differently and just because they're hugging doesn't mean they're dating... it's just they way they act

Yeah... I know. I took two summer classes this summer that required a lot of work, so it was even more draining. I finally regulated my sleeping schedule, 3am to 11am, but unfortunately that won't be sustainable during the semester because I have class at 10am twice a week. Anyway, hope you're having a good week!

- aspen

oh me baby Aspen

helloooo 😊😊

my original plan was that Lucy and Keira never leave Barca but sometimes it's more convenient 😉 so in the series they never left but for the sideline stories and hc they kinda did? does that make sense?! 😅😅

And no... in Bbs world that whole clusterfuck of shitty management doesn't happen... Bb would go absolutely ballistic about the whole situation... frido and jana gone... no way josé

Bb would fight nails and teeth for them to stay... she would definitely tank through that "management peoples" door and would be ready to kill people for her players to "stay where the fudge they are!!!" (she restrained herself to fudge because she KNOWS either Keira or Alexia would somehow hear her swearing and she would either has to pay or run laps - even swearing in catalan counts as swearing)... so there probably would be heads rolling around that conference room

One of the high dogs shoots off a text to Alexia to PLEASE get Bb out of the room - there are suits hiding under the table and Bb is like a dog with rabies.. Alexia just sighs and calls backup in form of Irene, Keira and Ewa... Irene because she's strong enough to carry Bb if needed... Keira because... Keira... and Ewa because she can just keep Bb from getting closer to whoever is on her list that moment by just using her bodyweight

Ewa was the least help because she just died laughing the second they stepped through the door seeing how one of the men seeking shelter on a cabinet with Bb trying to get him off thereby hitting him with an old broom... Alexia was not impressed while Irene was just confused and Keira just rolling her eyes before she called out that Bb should stop that nonsense... Bb didn't stop... Alexia pushed herself in between her and that cabinet nearly getting hit with the broom, Keira wrestled said broom out of Bbs hands and Irene then just picked Bb up carrying her outside... Ewa was on the floor laughing tears the whole time

Alexia said to the board that they should QUICKLY find a way to fix the mess otherwise she would let Bb run free again and the next time neither of them would pick up their phone

What would be BBs reaction to Montse getting sacked? i can imagine she’s sat there twiddling her evil thumbs thinking that’s karma for taking ale off in the final🤣

Good morning anon

oh Bb was the happiest Bb in a long time... she just sat there grinning like a lunatic the whole day... whatever she did she did it with that on the verge of crazy smile... Keira was concerned that Bb would crack in a second and goes off the rails - like... not repairable

then Bb talked to Ale about her taking Monsters place and Ale was just like "Mierda no!!! Not in a million years... they already put someone in place anyway" ... Bb was so confused "who?!" ... Ale just shrugged "Sonia Bermudez"... Bb looked at her in even more disbelief "again... WHO???!!!! never heard that name" ... Alexia was just like "yep... you won't like her Cari" but Bb was already FBI stalking the new head coach to just shriek out at some point "oh HELL NAAH!!!!!"

it was Leila (Ouahabi) who got her to NOT hire an assassin to take the new woman in charge out... Alexia and Tana were mildly scared and concerned that Bb had a whole list of assassins ready to choose from... Ona and Leila... not so much... Lucy just told Bb to watch her budget and not go overboard... the headslap she received from Keira hurt for days

Aspen

Good morning Aspen

How does Keira really deep down about G (one of her best friends) being with BB (someone she things as her daughter)? Is she as upset and mad as Lucy is but hides it? or is she happy for them?

hello 😊😊

I'm really glad Bb still finds her fans 😉😉

To your question... Keira is genuinely happy for G and Bb because she knows they're good for each other - G gets Bb to calm down a bit and gets her back on the pitch and Bb "motivates" (most of the time outright yells) G to be a better player

Is there still a little concern in the back of Keiras mind? Yes... not because she doesn't trust G or doesn't trust the depth of their relationship but more about the outside influences... she knows Bbs mental state can be on edge sometimes and Kei worries that if someone says something bad about their relationship it could send Bb spiraling - but the fully trust G to be there and pull Bb away from her head and thoughts

Hello there 😊

Lucy knows how hard it is to get even nominated for the ballon d'or so she just tries to be there for Kei telling her that even if she didn't get nominated, she had an outstanding season and is an absolute brilliant player and person...

Bb on the other hand.... oh she ready to start a riot... she sat there watching the nominees being announced and with every new player she got more and more irritated... it didn't help that she was squished by barca players in Alexias living room waiting for Keira to be announced but all she got was Arseanal, some weird NWSL clubs (bbs words), Lucy (big eyeroll because never in a million years she could just be normal proud of her sister) and American playing in France... Bb was so upset that Keira didn't get announced... Alexia had her hands full that night i tell ya... Bb already formed a plan to poison all them "stupid old white pricks with their stupid white hair and stupid sports cars because they all have no dicks"

in the end it's was surprisingly Caro who got Bb to calm down and got her to bed... Bb was on a rampage warpath... Keira got a VERY long voice message from Alexia in spanglish about the events of the evening... Bb also already decided that she just steals one of Alexias or Tanas Ballon D'ors and just gifts it to Keira

On the evening of the ceremony Bb gets body searched by Alexia, Lucy, Keira AND Pernille (who got all the deeds from G) just in case Bb really tries something to "avenge" Keira... didn't help at all... they might have body searched Bb... but not Pina and Patri who were just as happy to smuggle a disassembled paintball gun into the venue... Bb found a nice hidden place (covered it with the lie of REALLY needing to go to the toilet) up high to then just get her revenge by absolutely pelting suit wearing men with ManCity blue paintballs... Bb got grounded by Keira for the next 50 years... 45 years for shooting people with a paintball gun and 5 years for the ManCity Blue... Lucy bought her sister a VERY large Ice cream cone

Bb isn't watching... she sitting in the locker room with buttercup under a blanket watching Lucifer with noise canceling headphones on her ears

SAME DILEMMA HEREEEE, I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR😭😭😭

I mean... me blood is English... my skin tone is Casper and just goes to lobster to go back to Casper... so me whole body is basically white - red - white.... and to defend the euros title would be a dream...

BUT...

hi anonsi

that really makes me heart melt that Bb became a source of comfort... i just want to put out there that she's still around but I have a lot of work and also a little trouble bringing the words on paper.... so sorry for that

Bb was the loudest in the crowd supporting Spain (also the loudest calling them every name under the sun for not scoring - she paid a LOT into the swear har that night), especially her barca girls.... she tried to throw a shoe at Olga but Meado calmly took the shoe out of Bbs hand just saying "no" ... Bb didn't like that

She also nearly fell off the stands absolutely losing it after Tanas goal - if it wasn't for Meado who pulled her back on her Tigress "Hermoso" Jersey (Jenni gave Bb her Jersey after Bb constantly begged for it... now she's wearing it at the EUROS to set a statement) Bb totally would've crashed onto the pitch probably breaking her back and every bone in her body

After the Game Bb was the first on the field to wrecking ball into Tana who was just so overwhelmed with the situation that she just froze on the ground... Alexia took pitty on her and pulled Bb off her... Bb then declared right into Monsters face (in perfect catalan) that Tana is allowed EVERYTHING she wants... first because of the way she saved Monsters Ass and second because she's just flawless... and if Monster would deny Tana just ONE thing Bb "promised" to go all rubiales on her... Ona quickly stepped in pushing her Bebita away having to use her full bodyweight after 120 minutes of basically constant sprinting

Tana was a little touched (maybe a lot) that Bb firstly spoke in perfect catalan and secondly showed that Bb loves her in her own way... Ona delivered Bb back to Meado and Meado could listen to Bbs rant over Monster the whole drive back to the hotel... not understanding one bit since Bb ranted in spanish/catalan which Bb didn't even noticed...