Venus rules the Universe

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

blood work? i sure hope it does

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

i’m literally capable of everything just not right now maybe later a little bit

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

i used to publish papers with her but then she took et al in the divorce