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My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
Can I be real guys I don’t think the phrase boys will be boys is salvageable. Stop trying to make it cute it’s not cute it is a phrase that is absolutely rotten to the core at worst and at best it ‘just’ reinforces sexist gender stereotypes seriously stop trying to rehabilitate it it’s cringe.
unless we can actually make 'boys will be boys' in it's only good context (guys finding cool rocks and sticks and being super happy about silly cute things like tossing a cool rock into a lake) it's pretty much screwed
but all those videos of guys being super fun and whimsical in their way and one running up to his friends like 'look at this great rock i found' and everyone passing it around like it's the most valuable thing in the world... those are precious and that's what boys will be boys is supposed to be
That sentiment actually is exactly what I’m talking about. There is no good ‘what boys will be boys should mean’. Being ‘super fun and whimsical’ is not exclusive to boys. In what world is finding a cool rock and showing it to your friends ‘boys being boys’? Girls can do that too! And do! Everything that boys do girls do as well. Ascribing having fun and being goofy or whimsical to boys is inherently exclusive to the fun, whimsy and goofiness of girls. It’s part of the same sexism that says that girls like to sit quietly while boys roughhouse. It denies girls their interiority and agency and perpetuates a gendered behavioural divide that is entirely the result of sexism and conditioning. If having fun is for boys where does that leave girls?
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I'm off to bed!! If you're reading this, I might be asleep by now. to all the awake people, I hope you're having a great day for however much longer your day is. me though- I'm off to the snooza palooza
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
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A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
does your medieval skin have a dark mode? i saw it and thought it looked so cool but my eyes cant handle white backgrounds when i'm reading on a screen :(
Nope. I didn't even think of making a dark version, tbh, because I was basing it on medieval parchments.
If anyone out there wants to take my code and run with it, they're welcome to create a dark mode version though!
I know it's probably a poor consolation, but I do have other dark mode skins posted on my github.
Image 1: the header of my medieval times AO3 site skin, showing the words Archive of Our Own in a fanciful script of red and gold and an illuminated illustration of a maiden with a sword and a dragon with a shield. The background is black.
Image 2: Dark Reader Firefox extension: "Dark mode for every website. Take care of your eyes, use dark theme for night and daily browsing." rated 4.5 stars
I'll do you both one better. in my experience, dark reader can be a little unreliable. sometimes things arent visible or it can only turn certain sections darker. OP, you said you didn't think of making a dark mode since it was based on parchment? I took that as a challenge.
I've fiddled with the code in order to give the skin a dark mode theme while keeping the parchment background texture, as well as changed some of the contrasting colors so it works better with the dark theme.
there are only two bit i haven't been able to fully work out, those being the dashboard display and the banners containing usernames in comment sections, but the rest is all good as far as I can tell. could I fix the last bits? yeah, but I've been working on this for like six hours and i'm tired. its 2 am. this is what yall are gettin from me.
css under the read more because im too eepy to deal with putting it in a zip file or something. OP feel free to take this and put it on your github so it's easier to find if ya wanna. or dont. idc i need to sleep.
No no stop I lied, put your clothes back on we’re going to talk about how Neil wouldn’t have left Jean if he was a raven first but Kevin did and I’m here to defend him because Neil does not care about his own life if he has to protect someone he cares about and he will sacrifice his own freedom and life for sb, but Kevin is a survivor first, he went through hell and learnt how to stay silent to stay alive, how to be who they wanted him to be, but when the alarm clicked brighter inside him he did what his survivor instinct told him to do and he could not possibly stay back to be emotional support for sb else when he needed to take care of his own life and so he left and it was the best choice he could have made and oh the guilt he has and how dearly he holds Jean in his thoughts… Neil and Kevin are opposite in that aspect in my head (Jean could have begged Neil to leave him and Neil wouldn’t but Jean could have begged Kevin to stay and he wouldn’t) and I’m here to defend Kevin from haters today and always ✌️✌️😮💨
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Jeremy learning about how the ravens tend to have lifelong physical issues and immediately trying to call kevin and neil to tell them to stop night practices because they're gonna die from exhaustion or something oh jeremy :((((((
do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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