*pushes tear back into eye* not now

i LIED im not horny for sex. im horny for a soft domestic life. extremely horny for stealing kisses in between cooking dinner. extraordinarily horny for curling up together and watching something funny and talking about our days. off the charts horny for having my hair played with while we snuggle

half avoidant on my father's side

half anxious on my mother’s side

may we all find someone who doesn't think spending money on flowers is a waste.

if you don’t laugh at my jokes i will

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own