sorry i have a habit of deleting my entire online presence as i get insecure of my art easily and i am very shy. im trying my best. anyway, this time last year, i posted this piece for pride month. im reposting it with a few modern updates. happy ultrapride everyone! be who you are
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I'M DONE! FINALLY DONE! IS IT BAD? YES! BUT SOMEONE NEEDS TO BRING BAD CONTENT TO THE YURIKURO COMMUNITY And that person is going to be me!!
Attention: It has OC again (it's kind of my thing)
prompts of SSS vault: third wheel and not a date
The amusement park hummed with lifeβpeals of laughter tangled with upbeat music, and playful chatter drifted through the air like confetti. Strands of twinkling fairy lights draped over roller coasters and cotton candy stands, casting a warm, golden glow that turned the whole place into a Valentineβs Day dreamscape. It was a peaceful, romantic night for anyone who stepped insideβ¦ except for Yuri Briar.
It seemed that someone had plucked him straight out of a gritty horror-thriller and dropped him into a fluffy rom-com. The second lieutenant was coiled tight as a spring, his entire body radiating jittery paranoia that made passersby glance over uneasily. His ruby-red eyes darted everywhereβfrom a group of cackling kids to a vendor flipping popcornβnever lingering on one thing for more than a second. Even his movements felt awkward; his arms swung stiffly, like heβd just grown them and had no clue how to use them.
βIβve seen drug dealers way calmer and less suspicious than you, you know that, Yuri?β Chloe tugged lightly on the hem of his coat, her magenta curls bouncing as she did. Someone had to remind him he wasnβt alone. Between his inability to act even a little natural and the way he marched as if racing an invisible marathon runner, she decided it was better to focus on the pink, fluffy cotton candy in her hand than keep staring at her flustered superior.
βYURI?? You know very well itβs Lieuββ Yuri cut himself off mid-sentence, his jaw tightening. He really was treating this like an undercover op instead of an almost (not quite) dateβafter all, the whole thing was a farce.
Chloe was clearly having the time of her life. Who wouldnβt be? The all-powerful prodigyβlieutenant at twenty years oldβYuri Briar, couldnβt even fake being on a date without looking like he was about to arrest someone. She took a big bite of her cotton candy, the sugar melting on her tongue. βSince youβre treating this like a mission, Sir,β she drawled the last word with so much sarcasm that Yuri snapped his full attention to her, shooting her a withering side-eye that couldβve melted ice, βletβs review the plan. Ahem,
βOur holy Yor notices that her twenty-year-old internβbabysitterβmusic tutor might have a girlfriend. She wonders if she did something wrong, and why her own brilliant younger brother doesnβt have one. Said genius brotherβwho entered university at fourteen, mind youβcanβt come up with a believable name under pressure and blurts out that yes, he is dating someone.β
Yuriβs dark brows knitted together so tight they looked like they might stay that way. A faint pink flush crept up his cheeks, and he clenched his fists at his sides. How he wanted to curse her out!
βThat is not precisely howββ
Chloe simply pressed her right index finger to his lips to silence himβ¦ they were warm, and for a split second, she noticed how soft they were. With the same hand, she placed it on her chest, feigning honor as if sheβd just been given a medal.
He ground his teeth together, his eyes flashing with irritation.
ββand that the lucky ladyβs name,β Chloe continued smoothly, ignoring his glare, βis Chloe. A coworker.β
He opened his mouth to argue, but closed it againβhe knew she was right, and that made it worse.
She felt a surge of pride at how well she was handling this. βMoving onβ¦ Our beloved Briar coerces his friend to helpβafter all, itβs kind of his fault you ended up in this mess, right? The friend, who probably shares the same single brain cell as you, thinks it all makes sense and plans this βdateβ weβre on right nowβwith the so-called girlfriend whoβs actually just his roommate, thank you so much for inviting me to help with the planning by the way; I have high expectations for when that letter arrives at my house on February 30th... anyway heβs gonna snap a photo and show Yor laterβ¦β
Yuri crossed his arms over his chest, his expression sulky. βAnd whatβs so hard for you to understand about that?β
Chloe let out a soft chuckle, running her tongue along the inside of her cheek. Did he have no shame shifting the blame like that? Sure, she was doing Yuri Briar a huge favor, but it wouldnβt be smart to irritate the boss she saw five days a weekβno matter how fun it was to tease him.
βI was just thinkingβwhy not pretend itβs a double date? I admit your friends must be niceβ¦β She snuck a quick glance around them, her eyes scanning the crowd of families and couples. Nice friends and nice stalkers, it seemedβbecause all she saw were normal civilians, no sign of his friends anywhere. βOr maybe they didnβt even bother to come here and take the photo? Unlikelyβ¦β
Yuri shook his head firmly, his dark hair falling over his forehead. βNaidaβs weird. Thatβd be even more uncomfortable than it already is with her aroundβ¦ Well, with her by our side, theyβre definitely here. Yukiβs not that kind of personβheβd never skip out on something he promised to do.β
Chloe raised an eyebrow, her lips twitching into a smirk. βMore awkward than it already is? Impossible.β She huffed, tossing a strand of magenta hair over her ear. βSo whatβs the plan, Lieutenant Briar? If we keep going like this all night, your friends are gonna get a perfect photo! Perfect for the front page of the paper with the headline: βMeet Berlintβs Newest Serial Killerβββ
Yuri grunted, his face flushing again. Couldnβt she see he was trying to fit in, damn it?! Of course, all his over-analyzing made him seem like a criminal scoping out a new victim, but that wasnβt the point right now. βDo you have someone to see after me? Because IβM NOT IN A HURRY!β he snapped, his voice louder than he intended.
Chloe finished her cotton candy in one swift, sharp motion, the fluffy pink stick now empty. She tossed it into a nearby trash can with a flick of her wrist, then turned to him, gesturing furiously with both hands. βOf course I do, everyone has! Are you jealous? My schedule as a rental girlfriend is packed tight! Youβre the only one getting these services for freeβLUCKY YOU!β she shot back, her eyes sparkling with annoyance.
Yuri bit his lip, glancing aside like a child whoβd just been reprimanded, resentment glistening in his crimson eyes.
Suddenly, a thought so alien it sent a cold shiver rippling down his spine cut through his mindβ:
'Chloe extends her aid to you, and yet you have done nothing to reciprocate her kindness.'
The words carried a crisp, measured formalityβutterly unlike his own way of thinking. That voice, unrecognizable and distant, slowly melted away the anger that had been building within him, leaving only the weight of its unyielding logic in its place.
He ran a hand through his black hair, sighed, and for the first time that night, a pang of guilt pricked at him... not for Yor, but for the woman standing before him, staring at him with annoyance. Glancing at the couples scattered around the park, he realized he was the kind of guy who never paid attention to anything other than Yor or his studies... But Chloe wasnβt like thatβshe was normal. She shouldβve been spending this holiday with someone she actually liked.
His gaze landed on a pair nearby, laughing and shouting as they celebrated catching a small animal. Determined to make it up to Chloe, he grabbed her hand without warning and tugged her toward the crane machine.
βH-hey, wait a minute!β
Yuri didnβt look back. Her hand was surprisingly soft and small compared to his. He tried to shake off the warmth of her touch, then flipped open his wallet stuffed full of dalcs. He gestured at the machine. βPick one.β
Chloe's magenta eyes widened, her cheeks still flushed from their earlier outburst, but she chuckled anyway. βI thought we had to take a picture that would convince Yor that we're a coupleβthis way your friends will be taking pictures of a live breakup! You forgot about our discussion last week when you tried to beat up a vending machine?β
βThat old tin can stole my money and my drinkβbut I got both back in the end, didnβt I?β Yuri scanned the plushies inside: rabbits, puppies, bearsβ¦ and a kitten, half-buried under the others but undeniably cute. He pointed at the glass. βThat one. Itβs got the same stupid, lazy look as you.β
βExcuse me??! I hope you spend your whole salary here!β
Yuri shot her a smirk, trying to hide the fact that three times heβd tried to win a teddy bear for Yor, and three times heβd walked away empty-handedβeach time realizing heβd have been better off just buying one outright. At least now he had more cash to spare.
He focused so intently it looked like he was disarming a bomb. Carefully, he positioned the claw right above the buried catβ¦
βThe catβs too heavy, it wonβt be able toββ
βShh.β
Yuri pressed the button to lower the claw. It drifted down and made a lazy grabβlike a civil servant counting down the days to retirement. But at the last second, the machine let out a strange, creaking groanβ¦ In a move that felt almost eerie, the claw clamped down, lifted the cat, and dropped it straight into the prize box.
Silence.
Chloe moved first.
She snatched the plush kitten from the prize slot, blinking at it like it might vanish if she stared too hard. The thing was absurdly soft, its stitched little face permanently half-lidded, unimpressed with the world.
She turned to hand it to Yuriβ
βand the world tilted.
His hand slid around her waist before she could react. Firm. Warm. Certain. The other arm lifted instinctively as he spun her in a full circle, coat flaring around his legs.
βWAHOOOOOOOOOO, YES! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IβVE MANAGED TO CATCH ONE! HAHAHAHA!β
His voice cut clean through the music and laughter around them.
For once, the second lieutenant didnβt look like a coiled blade. His red eyes shone bright and wide, messy black hair falling across his forehead as he laughed openlyβboyishlyβlike someone who had just conquered a mountain instead of a claw machine.
Chloeβs magenta eyes, usually narrowed in dry amusement, were stretched wide in shock. Her face burned hot; she probably looked like a tomato. A very well-dressed tomato.
βYay! Congratulations!β she laughed awkwardly, clutching the plush against her chest for stability. βSeriouslyβput me down!!β
He set her back on the ground.
But he didnβt let go.
His hand lingered at her waist a second too long. Close enough that she could feel the solid line of his chest through the neat layers of his shirt and coat. Close enough that she could smell something clean and faintly sharpβsoap and paper and something distinctly him.
Between them, the plush kitten stared blankly into eternity.
Yuri looked at it with an expression bordering on paternal pride.
Chloe swallowed.
Her heart was skipping beats it technically needed to survive.
ββ¦Do you want to give this one to Yor?β she asked, trying for casual.
He blinked as if waking from a trance. βHm? Ahaβno! This oneβs yours! But the next oneβs for her!β
The relief that washed over her was embarrassingly intense.
Her heartbeat steadied. Mostly.
βYou know that was beginnerβs luck, right?β she said, lifting her chin.
βImpossible.β
They glared at each other.
Then the bickering resumed immediatelyβwho would win the next one, who had better aim, who was more pathetic at arcade games. The plush kitten was unofficially declared the trophy for Round One.
βββ
Not far away, under a canopy of gold fairy lights, another couple lowered a camera.
Yuki carefully slipped the camera into his coat pocket before clapping softly, as though applauding a theater performance.
He looked almost delicate beneath the lightsβpale skin luminous against the dark fabric of his long coat. His bluish-black hair brushed his shoulders, soft and straight, framing his gentle face. From afar, in the dim glow, he could easily be mistaken for a girl.
βFirst,β he said with a grin, droopy blue eyes sparkling mischievously, βyou choose an amusement parkβYuriβs natural habitat, surrounded by screaming civiliansβand then you practically use telekinesis to make him win the plush?β
He pressed a hand dramatically to his chest.
βAbsolutely insane.β
Beside him, Naida dabbed delicately at her nose with a handkerchief embroidered with a small, elegant βY,β accompanied by tiny snowflakes. A thin line of blood had begun to trail downward.
Worth it.
Her ebony skin drank in the warm gold light and somehow returned it coolβevery highlight along her cheekbones faintly blue. Even dressed in soft pinkβa gingham dress belted at the waist, cardigan draped over her shouldersβshe felt oceanic. Otherworldly.
Her long dark-blue hair flowed down her back like ink spilled in water. When she tucked a strand behind her shoulder, the gold ring around her dark blue irises caught the light like a halo.
βIt was statistically unexceptional,β she said calmly.
She glanced at the photo.
In the foreground: her and Yuki, perfectly composed, convincing. A pair that looked close enough to be real.
In the background: Yuri spinning Chloe under fairy lights, coat flaring, magenta bob flashing in motion.
Wasnβt the coincidence beautiful?
Yuki leaned closer, studying her instead of the picture. βIβm serious. First Anya with Yor and Loid. Now you with Yuri and Chloe. Is the chimera part of you two secretly Cupid? Because I would very much like to invest in your services.β
Naida scoffed softly.
βI must request that you abstain from trivializing the matter. I do not fulfill the occupational function of a matchmaker. Rather, I am experiencing sustained psychological fatigue as a consequence of Yuri Briarβs recurrent and unsolicited occupation of our shared residential space.βΒ She adjusted the headphones around her ears, expression coolingβshe just wanted to drown out the noise of this cursed place.
βUnlike you two noisy psychopaths who survive on thirty minutes of sleep per week, Iβ¦ I require quiet. I need it.β
Yuki laughed, admiring her openly. βBut this was a lot of effort. I was just going to take a suspiciously angled photo of them. You escalated everything.β
Naida put the handkerchief, now stained with blood, in Yuki's bag, gaze steady. βIf the task is performed with acceptable precision, Mrs. Forger will not initiate suspicion protocols."
He smiled.
βShould we give them a signal that weβre leaving?β
Naida glanced toward the Ferris wheel towering above the park, lights blinking rhythmically.
βAlthough I am currently preserving financial units to achieve reunion with my sisters, I would enthusiastically resent allocating a portion of those funds to secure Yuri Briar at the apex of that Ferris wheel for three consecutive hours.β
She Inhaled and exhaled slowly.
βThey possess the cognitive capacity to resolve their own complications. I hate it here.β
She extended her hand.
Yuki didnβt hesitate. He took it immediately, fingers lacing gently around hers, giving a soft reassuring squeeze.
Her skin was cold against his pale fingers, Yuki didnβt hesitate. He took it at once, fingers lacing gently around hers and giving a soft, reassuring squeeze, and in that moment, he made it his unspoken mission to warm them.
βIβll buy whatever you want for dinner,β he said lightly as they began walking away from the glowing chaos.
She glanced sideways at him. βWas that ever not the plan tonight?β
He laughed again, swinging their joined hands between them as they exited the Valentineβs dreamscapeβgold lights fading behind them, replaced by cooler streets and quieter air.
Behind them, Yuri and Chloe argued over whether pride counted as a competitive advantage.
Without a doubt, two couples who were very, very good at pretending...
guys guys hear me out. just had an AWESOME idea. i'm a nobamaki truther at heart but i really enjoy yutamaki's dynamic however i am fully a believer in lesbian maki Ergo. yutamaki but only if yuta is a trans girl ergo it becomes awesome yuri. ehh? eeeeehhhhh? π
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this is vaguely going off a comment someone left about yor paying loid a compliment but this comic just kind of went in a totally different direction lol. it is very messy even by my standards tbh but we're gettin back into the swing of it... Slowly
Spy x Family Season 2 OP details! (pt 2 - Tea Time)
Part 1 here
Tea is being prepared! (while the music turns a little softer, too)
I find it SO FUNNY that Twilight just⦠passes over Bond instead of around him. And he's wearing socks!
Please notice how the airplane seems to be flying BACKWARDS. Compare it to the above picture.
Then it turns into arcade game pixels as Loid puts the tray down. A detail showing that family and love is the way to peace?
Also, here it's Yor who was reading the newspaper while Loid prepared their tea and snacks. Cool detail!
For no reason at all Loid just passes over Bond again. He's finding a bit of kid in himself, methinks.
As @yumeka-sxf pointed out, Loid sees the mess going outside the window, then closes the curtain like "Nope. Family time."
Tea time is important!
No listen! There's something really interesting about this whole tea thing. The tea could represent peaceful family time. We see the Forgers try to get some tea throughout the second half of the opening, but they're just struggling with fast cars, overflowing ships (!!) and apparently, planes for free fall.
And yes I have theoryTM about what this represents. Loid tries to pour Anya some tea (aka give her quality family time) but the plane they're flying on (the circumstances under which they're living) doesn't allow the normal way, but Yor offers an alternative.
Once again, they're trying to keep things normal, but Yor happily takes the alternative route.
(look at Bond here lol)
They're a peculiar, out of the ordinary family, but they goddamn ARE a family! They will have their quality family tea time no matter what!
The beginning is now repeated with the Tea Motif, with the characters appearing one by one again.
And we end with the Forgers holding a flower each, while white doves (?) fly around them.
I wish I knew the meaning behind those flowers (aside from the yellow rose that Bond holds, which represents friendship and warmth) but the white doves are very much a symbol for peace!
Overall, an interesting opening with some really cute details and meanings behind it all!