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I’m so excited for Phoebe Bridgers new album, and that she’s performing in random towns to small, deserving crowds, but the idea that she’s playing Garden Song without me in the room IS SICKENING

I could talk forever about how Noah Kahan’s new album is a masterclass on perspective and how I loved every single song on the tracklist, but it’s a lot funnier to say the most relatable lyric was “if I see one more cybertruck I swear to god I’m gonna floor it”

14 is for realizing the world is evil, 17 is for being angry over it, and 19 is for accepting it. Rinse and repeat

Trying to do a self care day with mental illness is like trying to take your emo teen out to family dinner, except you are the emo teen AND the family and dinner is going on a walk

One time I explained what a blacked out “don’t hmu💔” snap is to a millennial by saying it’s like making your MySpace page all black, and I feel like that’s a good example of how the internet is ever changing yet consistently the same

Every day TikTok gets a little closer to the “oh so you hate waffles?” Twitter post because name a SINGULAR ballet performer. I’m waiting.

I could never be a producer of any show with an annoying fandom, I’d have everyone die of a nuclear bomb just to prove a point

Taylor Swift is so good when there isn’t a rat in your ear saying something equally misogynistic as it is performative

No tags in my posts because only the sweetest of gods angels can discover and read. Them and my one active mutual hi sweetheart

And a matter a fact I WISH Golden won song of the year because hearing people complain about a song from a kids movie being a Grammy nominee was the most upsetting thing ever

Every time someone perceives a complex character for a one dimensional brain dead version of that character to justify their media illiteracy, an angel dies

“Tumblr kid in spirit, but not in practice.” I sigh, walking to my darkly lit room of old tumblr pins on Pinterest