Galactic Fuckup Super Space Mega Edition Shitstorm™

this is probably gonna be my last post here and let me just say that its been a wild ride almost entirely made up of personal failures but idk i might come back bc i hate commitment who knows what lmao peace out fuckers ;)

k this sounds crazy but in all seriousness this blog is probably not gonna be active once february starts if i go through with what i’m planning

i wanna quit this site but my emotional stability is too closely linked to my shitposts

im the friend they tell kids in church to avoid

i just want my art to look like how panic! at the disco sounds

whos that purple fucker that hangs out with the hamburgler

fuckin theif stole 7 sets of clothing,,,,,,,,, now everyone in my party is naked and Drugmom just got typhoid

oregon trail ruined my fucking life

put ur hands up ur being arrested for doing the fuckin naruto run

u ever meet someone so sleazy u feel tainted for 2 years

missing 1 day of school really shouldnt make me want to fucking die but here we are

hey kids who wants to fucking kick my ass

if someone steals my purse all they're getting is a shark tooth and mini some star wars figurines

is 3 am a good time to make ramen

*cant sleep* uh well looks like the only solution is to fuckimg die now

anxiety: hey me: u realize it costs 0 damage to shut ur fuck mouth

im no longer human, just a sentient water jug