i still love it

in the pussy looking for clues

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

feeling gross is like feeling embarrassed which is basically like feeling aroused

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

i have insane clown pussy

i posted on tumblr dot com and they beat me with rocks and nailed me to the cross for 40 days and 40 nights

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

still chewing on how charlie said tippett doesn't really fit in with the "super macho hockey bro" type of locker room, and that the flyers room is so special because tippett feels fully comfortable to be himself and it's a space that he's noticed where everyone is allowed to be different.

and he wore birks to a draft event, called the other gingers on the flyers “fake gingers”, supposedly queued bad romance as a secondary win song, is the team dj, teared up in his interview after clinching while saying “we all love each other”, signed a puck with “crosby sucks”, instagram posted the looming gritty meme, is the most well dressed nhler, reps all the philly sports teams, #TippettAroundTown, tenth overall by the panthers and was the other side of the giroux trade, uses pride tape, has a special handshake with tz, his belated demure response to the world cup post, has a cat named steve, received the mask the most this season out of all the flyers, charlie's interview referenced above,