Slow, Stupid, and Delicious

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the internet is highkey not fun anymore.

that's why we're on tumblr beloved.

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates

now why would you need that information, tumblr user twinkhole-destroyer?

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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I JUST WANNA GET FACKED

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GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE

personally I think if your first response to "have you considered transitioning" is to list the ways women are expected to perform in society that you don't want to be expected to comply with, what you need is estrogen plus feminism, not more experience with makeup

like girl let's be be so for real right now none of the dykes I know are shaving for anybody. that is not a mandatory task. you could be so free all you have to do is reach out and take it my friend