*shipper goggles on* maxwell strapped torse to his back and then van did the same thing with her husband. this means maxwell and torse are married now

I like the idea of Maxwell thinking he is the intimidating strong one and that’s why people are so quick to do things when he asks meanwhile he just has a 9ft tall robot boyfriend with knives for hands and bits of dried blood still on him standing patiently behind him while he does things

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me