One hell of a sexy-looking F-14 Tomcat, belonging to VX-9 “The Vampires” air test and evaluation squadron. 

I loved the idea of this as a kid, but as I got older it always made me think of the story of Japanese holdouts after the war in the Pacific came to an end.  "Holdouts" as they were known were Japanese soldiers who refused to believe the war was over or never received word due to broken lines of communication. The last holdouts to come out of hiding were in the Philippines in the mid 1970’s!  I could only imagine what they must have thought if they looked up and saw a 1970’s era U.S fighter jet out of Cubi Point (like the F-14) flying overhead!

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But if at any point you were to take your head out of your own ass and go “Hey, who would a product like this benefit,” that would be really cool.

Shit. Those commercials suddenly get a lot less funny when you realize it’s pretty much just people ineptly trying to mimic disability.

“God damn it”

This part honestly made me tear up from laughter.

Based on this post.

Insignia of 10 of the most famous squadrons from Ace Combat.

Okay i’m done… lol last set of mines… for now

there they go