Uhhhh. For an ask, here’s a summary of how D&D went yesterday:
- one party member showed up 45 minutes late
- they freed All of the birds in a circus
- the cleric hit the sorcerer with holy water
- someone drank wyvern poison
- the Druid spent the entirety of combat distracting an orc with his trinket collection
well....! it sounds like it was very efficient
somehow i completely missed the wyvern poison bit. cy are they ALIVE?
YES SOMEHOW??? It was diluted with alcohol so I have. No clue how one of them survived
let's not forget about the shit tally
Oh god. And the undertale tally too…
WHERE AM I
avg day in the life of a dwarf












