In which I fail at pretending I'm not a nerd

tell that to my anxiety

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

The sheer conga line of the mentally deficient

this blog is 100% supportive of ppl who punch nazis in the face, the act of punching nazis in the face, and fully believes all nazis should be punched in the face

message to god: are you having a laugh mate

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle